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In a departure from my usual practice, this column contains adult material. As a rule, that expression means stuff chiefly of interest to adolescent males. In this case, it really refers to adults. It may not be suitable for readers under the age of 50. The late Meg Greenfield of the Washington Post once wrote... Read More
When I was a kid learning to play chess, I couldn’t wait to move my queen. She was the most powerful piece on the board, so I wasted no time using her to attack. Guess what? On his next turn, my opponent captured her. It hurt my little feelings, but those were the rules. I... Read More
The mind reels. Mine is reeling, anyway. Too much is happening. I can’t take it all in. Let’s start with politics. Not much good news for the Bush regime: North Korea keeps threatening to join the nuclear club, and Kim Jong Il is not what you’d call a beacon of stability in this crazy world.... Read More
In the modern West, Islam is thought of as a violent religion, and I’ve done my part, along with some fanatical (but not necessarily typical) Muslims, to reinforce this view. It’s fatally easy to mistake the nuts for the norm. But I think there may be a better way to look at the situation. “Error... Read More
Ron Rosenbaum, author of The Shakespeare Wars (Random House), is a fanatical pedant. He’s the kind of guy who does back flips over the republication of a short, obscure, mutilated version of Hamlet — the 1603 “Bad Quarto,” as it is called, which has always puzzled scholars. In short, he’s a man after my own... Read More
This year, 2006, is widely described as an “election year.” I think it would be more accurate to call it a “reelection year.” This time the future of our nation will be at stake, as they say. The voters are really angry. They are angry at both parties, at the president, and at Congress. They... Read More
I don't know whether or not this is comforting news, but it appears that some Muslims hate the Pope even more than the editors of the New York Times do. Not by much, though; the Times (to the surprise of only the naive) blames Pope Benedict for provoking the Muslim violence of the past week.... Read More
According to a verse in the Koran, it is said, there must be no compulsion in religion. So why are Muslims so often violently intolerant? The question is raised anew by the fanatical Muslim reaction to Pope Benedict’s recent speech in Germany by millions who neither knew nor cared what he was actually saying. The... Read More
Lately I have been hearing from Muslims and Calvinists who say I have been misrepresenting Islam and Calvinism. Considering the sensitivity of the subject, their complaints have been remarkably polite and charitable. And it appears I was indeed wrong. What would I do without such readers to set me straight? I’d make even more blunders... Read More
Why does Hamlet delay his revenge so long? Shakespeare commentators have debated this question for ages, coming up with such ingenious answers as that Hamlet has an Oedipus complex that makes him ambivalent about killing his uncle, King Claudius, who has murdered his father to get the Danish crown. Hamlet chides himself for taking so... Read More
As Venezuela’s leftist president, Hugo Chavez, cuddled with the ailing Fidel Castro on the occasion of the latter’s eightieth birthday, I found myself thinking of a name from the past: Manuel Noriega. Remember him? He was the pocky-faced dictator of Panama toppled by the first President Bush in 1989, on the pretext that he was... Read More
Most observers are predicting a rout of the Republicans in this fall’s elections. Some think the Democrats can even recapture both houses of Congress. I hope so. Oh, how I hope so. May the Republicans perish forever. May vultures gobble their entrails. May their name be blotted out. In short, may they lose their shirts... Read More
A new and unexpected dispute threatens to rend further the already tattered fabric of American civility: Is Pluto a planet? Once again the battle lines are being drawn between Red and Blue states, with all the fury of Sunnis and Shi’ites. And as usual, the media are weighing in with their entirely predictable liberal bias.... Read More
“If anyone denies a verse of the Koran,” says a verse of the Koran, “it is permissible to behead him.” Not exactly promising for interfaith understanding, is it? I came across that in a book by a Jesuit priest published in 1963, long before today’s tensions between Islam and the West. When I cited it... Read More
I miss Hemingway. This may seem an odd time for literary lamentations, but it’s not just my nostalgia speaking. The fog of war is aggravated by the fog of official language, and our rulers seem unable to open their mouths without emitting cant, cliché, dead metaphors, and useless abstractions — about “democracy,” “freedom,” “terrorism,” “Islamofascism,”... Read More
Have a few drunken words to an arresting officer ever gotten as much publicity as Mel Gibson’s “despicable” (by his own admission) outburst to officer James Mee? Gibson apologized, which is all he could do, and that should have been the end of it. But of course it wasn’t. Abe Foxman of the Anti-Defamation League... Read More
As I write, yet another war has erupted in the Middle East, and Condoleezza Rice, an enthusiast of the continuing war in Iraq, has been dispatched to try to negotiate peace. Setting aside any sense of irony and hypocrisy in that venture, anyone can see that she has her work cut out for her. The... Read More
At certain moments, you realize with stunning clarity how empty and absurd our political clichés really are. “Democracies don’t start wars,” Condoleezza Rice repeated the other day. What can that possibly mean in the real world? Taken literally, this simple formula implies that any time a democracy is at war with a nondemocracy, the nondemocracy... Read More
More war in the Middle East, and it can only get worse. Asked why his great film The Rules of the Game had no villains, the French director Jean Renoir said simply, “Everyone has his reasons.” It was a wise, humane, and tragic observation, eternally relevant. I’ve always been strongly anti-Communist, yet when I read... Read More
Sometimes the deepest changes in a political system sneak in almost unnoticed. So it has been in the United States, which has quietly shifted from being a decentralized federal republic to being a centralized democracy. Moreover, the actual power has shifted from the legislative branch to the executive. This would have startled the men who... Read More
As a Catholic, I feel a special sympathy for conservative Anglicans and Episcopalians. Talk about a hijacked religion! Time was when the Anglican Church was spoken of as the “via media” — a middle way between Catholicism and Protestantism, corresponding approximately to what C.S. Lewis called “mere Christianity,” affirming the basic and central doctrines almost... Read More
As you probably already know, Israel is the only “democracy” dedicated to the proposition that all men sure as hell aren’t created equal. More than sixty years after Hitler’s death, this seems to be the golden age of anti-Semitism, judging by the frequency with which the charge is made. Apparently anti-Semitism was the first word... Read More
American sportswriting has changed a lot since the 1920s. It’s less lyrical, hyperbolical, and moralistic than in the days when Grantland Rice and others set its lessons in rhyming verse. Schoolchildren used to memorize “Casey at the Bat” — the tragic story of Mudville’s great slugger striking out in the clutch. But American optimism demanded... Read More
Academic snobs insist there is no doubt who Shakespeare was. He was the man baptized Guglielmus Shakspere in Stratford upon Avon, in Warwickshire, England, in 1564, wasn’t he? But the seemingly simple facts of the man’s life keep creating difficulties for his biographers. Why are Shakespeare’s Sonnets so hard to square with those facts? The... Read More
Given the Bush administration’s spectacular record of across-the-board bungling in nearly everything it does, it’s tempting to think we might have been better off if Al Gore had won the presidency in 2000. Try as I may, I can hardly imagine Gore being worse than the dubious victor, if only because he would probably have... Read More
Why don’t intelligent people give up on politics? Maybe for the same reason drunks don’t give up on drinking. Power is seductive. In a democracy, everyone thinks he can have a share of it. The conservative movement got rolling a generation ago when people like me saw our chance to rule through the Republican Party,... Read More
Another media typhoon: “Metro Board Member Fired for Comment on Gays.” I’m glad I don’t have to unpack that headline for Grandpa Sobran, who went to his reward in 1959, when the world was more or less normal. Today you may lose your job for using the word normal. Grandpa Sobran deserves to be remembered... Read More
“The unexamined life is not worth living,” Socrates said, probably after reading the morning papers. It never ceases to amaze me how passionately we all (I emphatically include myself) get caught up in the most trivial, ephemeral matters, like summer flies buzzing around the freshest dunghill. “How small this will appear a twelvemonth hence!” Samuel... Read More
Nearly every Christian, I suppose, has had the experience of being belabored by unbelievers about the putative sins of what is termed “organized religion” — the Spanish Inquisition, the trial of Galileo, the Salem witch-hunts, and so forth. What surprises me is that Christians have been so slow to turn the argument around and point... Read More
In 1993 I pretty much defied William F. Buckley Jr., my boss at National Review for 21 years, to fire me, and he did. I was sorry it had to end that way, but things had become very strained between us. I’ve told my side of that story before. What I’ve never told is what... Read More
Just when I was almost convinced that President Disastro had guaranteed Democratic gains in this year’s elections, and maybe in 2008 as well, I read Jeffrey Goldberg’s article on the Democrats’ strategies in The New Yorker. These guys are hopeless. Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, insists that “this is a Democratic country,... Read More
Anatole France once observed, “The majestic equality of the law forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.” I read that as a youth and have never forgotten it. France’s aphorism should be pondered with another — Bismarck’s, I think, though I... Read More
Who is the most wonderful man in the world? I’ve just learned the answer from the loveliest woman in the world, my baby daughter, Chris, who combines beauty and brains and — wait! I’m just getting started — a wonderful wit and charm and writing talent and the courage of a young lioness, along with... Read More
Stanley Kunitz, one of the most respected American poets of our time, has died at the age of 100. Until I read his obituary I didn’t know that his father had committed suicide six weeks before his birth. Touching detail. Poor man! Poor boy! What a thing to live with. And it surely had something... Read More
Our government has to protect us, and how it does so is none of our business. But now we luckily learn how the huge but shadowy National Security Agency does it, thanks to USA Today, which has done a bit of countersnooping in our behalf. Without informing us, and with the cooperation of three telecommunications... Read More
Back in 2000, candidate George W. Bush described himself as “a uniter, not a divider.” If we didn’t all remember that, you’d think I’d made it up. Now Bush has dubbed himself “the decider.” Well, things change, people change, and our perceptions of them change; but with Bush, everything has changed, and in the most... Read More
I don’t watch television much anymore, but I gather that Stephen Colbert is the hottest comedian on the tube this month. I missed his latest achievement, an act of lese majesty at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, where he ridiculed the chief guest, President Bush, without mercy. Bush and his wife had to take... Read More
“To bomb, or not to bomb?” asks the cover of the April 24 issue of The Weekly Standard, and if you know the magazine, you can guess the answer, provided by an editorial and two articles within. The United States must attack Iran soonest. The dithering of the Bush administration must cease. The mad mullahs... Read More
The Princeton historian Sean Wilentz has caused a stir by arguing, in Rolling Stone magazine, that George W. Bush may be the worst president in American history. Of course you have to bear in mind that Wilentz, as a good liberal, ranks Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt among the greatest. Still, he has uttered a judgment... Read More
“Freedom of speech is the right to be wrong, basically. Sometimes I’m wrong.” These words were reportedly spoken by the historian David Irving in an interview from his Austrian prison, where he is doing time — years of his life — for “Holocaust denial.” Austria and a few other Western democracies still maintain the position... Read More
I can’t see our getting into a war with Iran — not while both countries are led by such cool, reasonable men. Of course at the moment both of them are snorting and pawing the earth with their forehooves a little; President Bush has indicated that he would be pleased with a little more regime... Read More
April 12 was Shakespeare’s birthday. The real Shakespeare, I mean: Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford. I thought a little celebrating was in order, so I watched one of the best Shakespeare films ever made: Roman Polanski’s 1971 Macbeth. When I was a kid, that was one of my favorite plays. Still is. The language!... Read More
President Bush has brought character back to the White House. And how. He is so inner-directed that he doesn’t care what the polls say. Good thing, too. The latest Washington Post–ABC News poll says 60 per cent of respondents give him a negative rating, while 38 per cent think he’s doing a darn good job.... Read More
The lead story on the front page of the New York Times on April 6, for once, wasn’t political. It was about fossils. “All the news that’s fit to print,” eh? But why fossils on the front page, overshadowing immigration, war, and even Katie Couric? Doesn’t that belong in the Science section on Tuesday? Or... Read More
When President Bush confirmed that he’d authorized the National Security Agency to conduct an enormous secret program to monitor Americans’ telephone calls, as reported in USA Today, I assumed that this remarkably unpopular president had finally taken a fatal step too far. Now the American public, already revolted by this administration’s blunders, crimes, lies, scandals,... Read More
Not again! Another top Republican “denies any wrongdoing,” but resigns his post. As the great American philosopher Jimmy Hatlo used to say, they’ll do it every time. Why does corruption in government always surprise us? Why do we expect anything else from it? Government is organized force. It takes our wealth and makes war. And... Read More
Things are getting messy. Before I address today’s headlines, let me offer my simple, comprehensive peace plan for the Middle East. First, give Palestine back to the Brits. Then adopt a reverse Monroe Doctrine: the United States will stay out of the Eastern Hemisphere. Think about it. Okay, now to today’s headlines. Abdul Rahman, the... Read More
In the 1979 movie The In-Laws, Peter Falk plays a dotty former CIA man who awes his sidekick, Alan Arkin, a timid dentist whose daughter is married to Falk’s son. “Were you involved in the Bay of Pigs operation?” asks the fascinated Arkin. Falk replies proudly, “Involved in it? It was my idea!” “Success has... Read More
President Bush says we are not only in a war of arms, but “a war of ideas.” And, as I understand it, he figures he’s just the man to lead the free world into intellectual combat. Apart from “democracy,” the president’s idée du jour is that our biggest challenge comes from Iran, whose current leader,... Read More
Quagmire? Did someone say quagmire? Not President Bush. He sees “real progress” in Iraq. This is no time to throw in the towel! Look at all those millions of purple fingers! Who says the Arabians aren’t ready for democracy? The real problem now is Iran, but they’re not really Arabians. As Condoleezza will tell you,... Read More