Hello everyone, and Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is very good and enjoying time with their family. Everything is good for me, except that unfortunately, last night, the beautiful actress Zendaya broke into my house and stole all the presents from under my tree, dragging them back to her filthy underground shack, where she wallows... Read More

“Pull your pants up, nigger!” I don’t know if you want to know this, but the summer is way over and it is almost time for the holidays. I don’t mean “the holidays” as in “happy holidays” as in “I’m sorry you’re Jewish,” I mean “holidays” in that there is a period with several holidays... Read More