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False Flag Weekly News covers the week’s 30-odd noteworthy stories. Since each week’s news tends to be more depressing than the previous one’s, we try to end the show on a weirdly humorous note, hoping it will help the audience stay sane enough to survive seven more days and come back for more.
This week’s leave-’em-laughing story was National Review’s “In Germany, You Must Be Fully Vaxxed before Your Death by Assisted Suicide.” That headline immediately struck me as a minor masterpiece of absurdist gallows humor. (And yes, it’s an actual National Review news story, not a Babylon Bee parody.)
So why did the German authorities decide to make COVID mRNA shots mandatory prerequisites for assisted suicide? They cannot have been worrying about suicidal patients infecting their Nazi doctors, I mean compassionate caregivers, with COVID-19, since everyone agrees that the COVID vaccines were never meant to stop transmission. Likewise the authorities cannot have been worried about the suicides experiencing severe COVID, possibly even hospitalization or death, in the afterlife, since they don’t believe in an afterlife—and even if they did, COVID wouldn’t be part of it. (Hell is too hot for the COVID virus to replicate efficiently, and heaven is far too nice a place to host bioweaponized plagues.)
So what in the world were these people thinking? Did they invent the only-vaxxed-people-can-be-suicided rule for the warped amusement of National Review readers and False Flag Weekly News viewers?
I have, on rare occasions, entertained the solipsistic notion that the universe in general, and certain hilariously insane actions of my fellow humans in particular, must exist purely for the entertainment value of those of us with a really weird sense of humor. But that theory doesn’t past the theological, philosophical, or empirical smell tests. So there has to be some real, serious reason for the German Reich’s suicide vaccination requirement.
After pondering the matter, it suddenly came to me: They’re control freaks! You have to be fully vaccinated to legally commit suicide in Germany not for any practical reason, but because both COVID-19 vaccination and assisted suicide are symbolic expressions of pretending to be in control when in reality you obviously aren’t.
The COVID pandemic and accompanying propaganda terrorized much of the population by intensifying an omnipresent baseline human emotion, fear-of-death.* The thought that one might more-or-less randomly contact an invisible virus and then sicken and die is disturbing, especially to people who believe they are entitled to retire comfortably at age 65 and spend a decade or two pillaging their IRA accounts and enjoying themselves before fading into oblivion. So in an effort to pretend they could do something to stop the pandemic, many people embraced the talismans proffered by their high priests, including social isolation, face coverings, and finally mRNA shots.
It soon became clear that, just as the scientists had always admitted, COVID vaccines (like masks) don’t stop transmission. And it is gradually becoming equally clear that the vaccines’ cost-benefit profiles, in terms of their overall effects on health and mortality, are likewise dubious.
In a sane world, people would stop vaccinating—or at least save the vaccines for the population groups that arguably might benefit. But the world, as FFWN viewers know, is far from sane. So what began as an allegedly rational medical intervention has become an article of faith. The requirement to vaxx-up before your suicide is a purely religious requirement, not a scientific or medical one.
And assisted suicide itself, like the vaccine, is a sacred rite of the control-freak religion. Most traditional cultures have frowned on suicide, seeing it as an arrogant imposition of human will signifying lack of faith in Divine providence. But today’s control freak religion, a.k.a. secular materialist scientistic progressivist humanism, is nothing if not an apotheosis of human arrogance whose central tenet is “God isn’t in control, we are.” Even death, that ultimate experience of not-being-in-control, has to be brought under control. So you fill out the paperwork, make sure you have been vaccinated, and let the Nazi doctors, I mean, the compassionate caregivers, administer your last rites.
Even COVID heretics, who tend to be much saner than the true believers, are prey to the illusions of their control-freak culture. For just as the true believers fear they might keel over suddenly if they don’t get the jab, the heretics suspect that the only people who have ever “died suddenly” are those who do get the jab.
Now I am not saying the “died suddenly” folks are entirely wrong. Given the 30%+ increase in overall working-age mortality since the COVID vaccine rollout, and the seeming increase in athletes dropping dead on the playing field, it is entirely possible that the notion of “sudden death overtime” will take on an entirely new meaning.
Post-Christian Western culture is built on the illusion of control. In the past, it was widely assumed that we are in God’s hands and could easily enjoy or suffer gratuitous reversals of fortune at any moment. But over the past 500 years or so, runaway technology gradually built up an illusion of human control. That historical quest to be in control, and its accompanying religion, has, paradoxically, spun completely out of control. Symptoms of out-of-control Control Freakism include “you-control-which-gender-you-are-by-saying-so,” transhumanism, the unleashing of artificial intelligence, the approaching Singularity…and the German vaccination requirement for assisted suicide.
By seeking total control, humanity is courting its own destruction. Our species is vaccinating itself with all kinds of techno-talismans as its desperate attempts to achieve ever-greater levels of control spin off into inevitable loss of control and finally planetary suicide.
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*Terror management theory makes much of this omnipresent fear-of-death and its psychological and cultural effects.
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Mr. Barrett, please report to Medical Central for implant chip reprogramming . . . repeat, Mr. Barrett please report to Medical Central . . .
Underlying the belief that everyone must follow orders and get vaxxed is that you need experts to make medical decisions because the average person is not intelligent enough to make those decisions.
I’ve never really understood this. Acceptable medical treatments are decided by big government health agencies and enforced with the threat of government force against anyone who doesn’t go along. The heads of the big government health agencies are picked by politicians. Who are the politicians picked by? The average person at the voting booth. So, ultimately, the average person is making these decisions.
My health is important to me, and I spend a lot of time researching the subject. I don’t think the average voter is better at making the decision about my medical choices than me. During the Covid epidemic I felt early treatment programs would be my best option in dealing with it. Those options, though, were difficult to access since doctors offering them were being threatened with the loss of their medical licenses. This was done to eliminate an alternative to the vaccine. I thought this was immoral, refused to get the vaccine and then got a bad case of Covid. I refuse to go along with something like that. You should never go along with people who are engaged in the immoral use of force against you.
Dare I say the obvious? The vax IS assisted suicide!
“the heretics suspect that the only people who have ever “died suddenly” are those who do get the jab.”
Its a probability thing.
Disagree. Don’t blame the deceived for being deceived.
That essay is a knee-slapper, Kevin Barrett. It captures the supine spirit of modern Germany. namely cradle-to-grave security. Lenin supposedly confided to an adoring WWI delegation of German Bolsheviks that their own planned insurrection might not work in the Fatherland because the mobs surging toward the Reichstag aren’t allowed to walk on the grass.
A hip neighbor here also confided that the Russia & China suddenly abandoned a promising joint vaccine cure for insanity when they realized the biggest market would be among Western politicians. I stopped fact-checking that when I found these slam-dunk proofs:
https://rumble.com/v1y736o-covid-19-vaccine-100-effective.html
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Why is mandatory euthanasia acceptable when it is promoted by the NWO? Wasn’t the concept of culling the herd of useless feeders tried already? I suspect the drug addicted homeless will be the first crop harvested.
https://gab.com/BeachMilk/posts/109500546746442647
from a commenter at another site. hope he doesn’t mind my copying/posting here.
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The gravestone would have worked better with the inscription ‘Everything WAS under control”, which is why we are now looking at a gravestone.
“…Who are the politicians picked by? The average person at the voting booth. So, ultimately, the average person is making these decisions.”
I agree. The act of voting is an act of control, even if only by proxy. The average person votes either in favor of a policy which will benefit himself at the expense of others or attempts to regulate the behavior of other persons who act in a manner which is disliked and considered detrimental by the voter. Control over others by voting is exercised to force them to do what is desired. This is probably the main driver of most people and, more than likely, is buried so deep that they are not even aware of it.
The urge to control is as old as humanity. Genesis 3:16 puts it this way.
“Your desire shall be for your husband and he shall rule over you.”
I interpreted this as follows in an article posted in which I said that no one thinks that they need to be personally governed, but that everyone else does, which is hypocritical. See it here. https://poorrogersalmanac.com/2022/05/14/there-ought-to-be-a-law/
“Now, everyone has their own peculiar method of interpretation, so this could mean that she simply wants to be near him, either physically or emotionally, or both. It could mean that she wets her panties whenever she thinks about him. It could mean any number of things, but the best explanation I have ever seen is that she wants to control him and is unable to. Perpetual frustration. Ooooh! That man!! Instead, within their relationship, he has the responsibility to keep her in check, difficult as that is at times. If this is true, then the result of taking one bite of an apple has been unceasing conflict between men and women ever since, both trying to rule and control the other, both trying to gain the upper hand.”
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In addition to the LOL, an “agree:” Kevin has written a knee-slapper. Laughter is a healthy response. It expresses not only an acknowledgement that things are not as they should be, but also that a “things as they should be” exists, somewhere. God in the Psalms often laughs at fools. So, thanks Kevin and all, for shining a light on things for us to LOL at.
It’s simple. They were thinking they won’t need their money in the afterlife, so they might as well give it to Pfizer. Extracting money is the point of the “””””vaccines””””” after all.
In short, they’re just lying. They don’t believe in ncov, or in the vaccines. They believe in getting kickbacks. Personal line go up.
Utter bullshit. They see it as dodging the draft and refusing to pay taxes. Also it’s super embarrassing when your livestock hates your farm so bad they keep offing themselves to get away.
Moderns allow euthanasia because a) at least the bottom 50% are net tax consumers anyway and b) it pisses you off. Especially that second part.