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Journalists, politicians, and experts are always telling us that “there is no place” for people like us in America. There is no place for racism. Or discrimination. Or hate. These are all defined in ever-expanding terms, so we might be forgiven for wondering if there is a place for white men at all. Good news: There is. The bad news is that it’s vice-presidential nominee and Minnesota governor Tim Walz.

Tim Walz was a surprise because initial reports suggested Kamala Harris would choose popular Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro. Pennsylvania is probably the most important and evenly matched battleground state. However, Gov. Shapiro volunteered for the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) in his youth and that is a major liability for a Democrat ticket that will need support from young people.

How hard did the Dems vet their candidate? Already, three baffling and unnecessary lies the governor told have come to light.

The first is that he retired as a command sergeant major in the Army National Guard. He has repeatedly made this claim, and that is how the DNC introduced him. He was at one time a command sergeant major — the highest enlisted rank in the army — but retired as a master sergeant because he did not complete the coursework and was demoted before he retired.

Also, he retired just before his unit went to Iraq, leading to claims he “abandoned” his men. It is possible he knew about the deployment and ducked out to start a political career instead. A former superior accused him of “doing something wrong” by going over his head to retire just before the men moved out.

In an earlier campaign, his official biography said he was deployed overseas “in support of Operation Enduring Freedom,” but he didn’t go to Afghanistan; he “supported” the operation from Italy. This is technically not a lie, but it is a lawyerly dodge. Far worse was his claim that he carried “a weapon of war in war,” and that this is why he wants to crack down on “assault rifles.” The Harris campaign says he “misspoke,” and most journalists buy it.

A second lie is about his DUI. He pleaded guilty to reckless driving in 1995, fortunately for him because he was over the legal limit, was reportedly going 96 mph in a 55 zone, and initially fled from the police. He got a fine and lost his license for 90 days — a very lenient punishment. In 2006, his congressional campaign manager said that he didn’t understand commands from the police officer because of hearing loss from the Army. The campaign even claimed he wasn’t drunk. It would hardly make such claims without the candidate’s approval.

Finally, he says he used in vitro fertilization to father his two children. This isn’t true, but he wanted to criticize JD Vance for supposedly wanting to ban it.

JD Vance explicitly supports fertility treatments. Thus, this was not only a lie, but a useless, deceitful lie.

Tim Walz’s former role as a football coach is a big part of his image and the subject of puff pieces. However, he was an assistant coach — never the head coach — of a championship youth football team. This is like an offensive coordinator in football or pitching coach in baseball taking credit for a championship.

Still, polls suggest he is far more popular than Senator Vance, his opponent. JD Vance has the kind of background that would have been ideal for a politician not long ago. He is a Marine, worked his way up from poverty, and wrote a well-received book that was turned into a movie. White advocates look askance at his interracial marriage, but Republican strategists consider this a political advantage. However, Senator Vance has not helped President Trump politically; the press and Tim Walz have successfully labelled him “weird.” Part of this is because of his comments about childless women, but also because of at least one outright lie.

Part of it may be how the two men campaign. Mr. Vance is reserved and talks mostly about policy. Tim Walz acts like a cheerleading coach. His extravagant if not effeminate gestures are freakish in an older man. However, to a media-saturated generation, this may be endearing. He is a Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin — a fat, stupid white man winning laughs through his buffoonery.

Tim Walz is the white guy in TV commercials: dopey, undignified, weak, and eager to embrace his subordinate role. Tim Walz even used the cliché that white people don’t know how to use spices (with Kamala Harris adding that “white tacos” have “mayonnaise and tuna”). This is another weird lie. Mr. Walz once won a cooking contest; his turkey tacos use plenty of spices.

This is the cliché of the white goof set straight by the sophisticated, all-knowing woman of color. This racial dhimmi now even says a Harris presidency would mean Americans could enjoy an apolitical Thanksgiving. Of course, it is “progressives” who lecture everyone else about the evils of Thanksgiving and how awful we’ve been to the Indians — ideas Mr. Walz promotes.

Tim Walz loves to say, “Mind your own damn business,” but he set up a snitch line for Minnesotans anonymously to rat each other out during COVID. This is typical. He always claims what he is doing is harmless common sense — but he’s not shy about using power.

What about race? “You can count on the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, and you can count on white politicians coming to black communities to ask for their votes,” he said recently. “What’s different this time is we have a Black woman who is going to lead us, and she’s asking for the votes.”

When Minneapolis went up in flames, Governor Walz hesitated to send in the National Guard despite Mayor Jacob Frey’s request on May 27, 2020. He had state attorney general and former black nationalist Keith Ellison prosecute Derek Chauvin for the death of George Floyd, rather than the local DA. George Floyd’s brother has endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. Governor Walz also signed a bill to change Minnesota’s “racist” state flag that had a white settler and an American Indian on it. The new state flag looks like nothing. Only 23 percent of Minnesotans liked the new flag and 49 opposed changing it at all.

Mr. Walz supports amnesty for illegals. He signed bills to give in-state tuition and driver’s licenses to them. He calls this not “demonizing our neighbors.” As for the First Amendment, he says, “There’s no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy.” He cozied up to Al Sharpton in hopes of being picked for VP.

Mr. Walz’s church, Pilgrim Lutheran, does not call God “Him.” It supports reparations and says whites “have been complicit in the systematic exclusion of Black, Indigenous, Immigrant, and other People of Color.”

Mr. Walz was one of the first “woke” school teachers. He was the faculty advisor for a gay and lesbian alliance 25 years ago. He repeatedly visited China when he was a teacher and gushed about it to students: “Everyone is the same and everyone shares.” Another gem: “Names in China are very important,” he said. “To us, all Chinese names sound the same but they are not the same. Their names mean something in Chinese.” He spent his honeymoon in China after he had his wedding on the fifth anniversary of Tiananmen Square, supposedly because he wanted a date he would always remember.

Tim Walz is an artificial candidate. His wild gesticulations and goofiness make it hard to take him seriously. His folksy language and supposed bonhomie are belied by his bizarre lies. There is something cynical beneath the self-deprecation. Worse, he aligns himself with Al Sharpton and Keith Ellison.

Tim Walz (Credit Image: © Ricky Bassman/CSM via ZUMA Press Wire)
Tim Walz (Credit Image: © Ricky Bassman/CSM via ZUMA Press Wire)

Mr. Walz’s upbringing in a small town in Nebraska supposedly gives him an insight into conservative America, but he seems indifferent to white Americans. He is a nowhere man — nothing but fodder for a self-deprecating punchline. Blacks who shuck and jive for whitey are Uncle Toms. Tim Walz’s “Stupid White Guy from TV” act makes him “Uncle Tim.”

This candidacy is less a campaign than a humiliation ritual for whites. He is what white “political leaders” will look like if we do not recover our identity and pride. There is nothing more embarrassing than an Uncle Tim.

(Republished from American Renaissance by permission of author or representative)
 
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  1. DanFromCT says:

    Great analogy of Tim Walz as “Stupid White Guy From TV.” Considering the Jews who’re running him and Kamala Harris, however, it might be “Stupid White Goy From TV.”

    It’s inconceivable JD Vance would stoop to doing that gay entry Walz copied from flouncing Pride Parade transvestites, or maybe the same thing, he copied from black end-zone antics. The problem with Walz’s despicable federal stolen valor crime is that half the country hates the military and will vote for him because of it.

    In Connecticut they elected Richard Blumenthal to the Senate despite his breaking down in tears over the Vietnam combat experience he never saw. In Massachusetts they elect a stolen-identity Cherokee squaw to the Senate, not because she pretended to be an Indian, which is a no-no, but because she lied about it. So, the more horror stories we learn about Walz, like maybe his diddling high school boys in the locker room, the more he’ll turn out the Democratic vote.

    In an article at Life Site News quoting Archbishop Vigano, the archbishop sums up the Democratic Party platform as a cult of perversion, disease, sterility, poverty, death, abortion, infanticide, euthanasia, genetic manipulation, mutilation and gender transition, health dictatorship, destruction of the social fabric, ethnic replacement, civil war. Add any other horror to this list and Tim Walz is for it.

  2. What was that about swallowing a belly full of horse semen? Any truth to it?

  3. @DanFromCT

    The term “stolen valor” cannot be applied in relation to the ZOG military because American faggot soldiers have never done anything valorous in all of history. The US military is a criminal organization made up of low quality mercenaries paid to murder peasants for Jews.

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  4. @DanFromCT

    Decent people SHOULD revile the US military murderers. Not once have they deployed in a morally and legally legitimate defensive major war in almost our entire history — at least the past century and a half. Not even a genuine necessary preemptive strike, or a retaliatory strike. Not even a close call.

    Every soldier knows, or can easily find out, what the US military has done for generations.

    There is zero reason to think that you won’t be “ordered” to murder people who live THOUSANDS OF MILES from our borders, are not attacking us, and are not about to attack us — many of them women, children, and other noncombatants, in their own homes and countries.

    There is every reason to expect to be given similar “orders” if you sign up.

    Yet these scumbags sign up anyway. There is no excuse, and there hasn’t been any excuse for volunteering for this military for a very long time — more than a century at least. They know damn well that they will be sent abroad looking for a fight, causing trouble, exacerbating and prolonging existing wars, bombing civilians, terrorizing civilians.

    Like anyone who commit intentional murder, they should be in prison in life, and they hopefully will face divine retribution when they die.

    The continuing worship of the murderers in uniform is one of the gravest evils in our country.
    Also, one simply looks like a lemming with no moral compass if he still respects these scumbags.

    Otherwise, thoroughly agree with your comments about the Democrats and this misfit serial liar, poser, pervert, and totalitarian Walz.

    It’s sad that someone like Walz (or Harris, or Trump, or Vance) can reach such a pinnacle of power in our country. Also sad that Walz’s “sorta” military “service” is still seen as an asset by so many Fatemericans.

    Fuck both Tim Walz AND the “real” “tough” “brave” US child-killers-in-uniform.

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  5. c matt says:

    Walz is pedo, guaranteed.

    • Replies: @DanFromCT
    , @Wokechoke
  6. Tim Walz even used the cliché that white people don’t know how to use spices (with Kamala Harris adding that “white tacos” have “mayonnaise and tuna”).

    Why do people, even some racialists and WNs, take the stupid lie that “White food is bad”‽

    Let’s try to be rigorous: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants

    Look! Take note! The chefs listed above are overwhelming White!
    Wanna it “spicy”: e.g., Indian, Mexican or Thai cuisines? Well, funnily enough, of ’em there are nought!

    Fun Fact:
    Cooking is something (one of the few things, BTW) women, on average, know more than men, and, frankly, waaay more than men… and yet, when we rate “true greatness”: great chefs are typically men!

  7. DanFromCT says:
    @c matt

    John Wayne Gacy forcing a plastic smile.

  8. Everybody is lying. The only difference at election time, is that the lies are bigger and more frequent.

  9. Wokechoke says:
    @c matt

    He’s a kiddie fiddler

    Here’s the venn

    Governor (staff are all homos) , NatGuard senior NCO, Highschool Football Coach, Early Gay Rights Advocate. He’s been around younger men and sought out their company in authority over them in more than one context.

    • Replies: @DanFromCT
  10. DanFromCT says:
    @Wokechoke

    Walz is a classic psychopath, so the Democrats will love him more than they would exposing Kamala Harris as a drug-addled wino. Every fake and studied emotion from Walz—starting with that downright scray, ear-to-ear, shit-eating grin—is dripping with insincere manipulation, which is a defining marker of psychopathy. In any case, whatever little we have to add, this author brilliantly hits one out of the ballpark after the other about this disgusting, total piece of human shit, Walz, wouldn’t you agree?

    • Replies: @Wokechoke
  11. roonaldo says:

    So, his lies about his military service equate to “stolen valor…”

    And his false portrayals of himself as a regular white dude equate to “stolen pallor.”

    I think the Dem convention is jam-packed with Lizard People–check out that bitch at the podium doin’ the freaky tongue thing.

    And whattabout Chamelian Harris, the changeling. Or that frightening, toothy, cackling chasm of hers, which is more like an alien “xenomorph,” from the Alien movies. That musta scared Willie Brown shitless when he saw that gaping mug bearing down on his manhood, “erhh, uhh, yeah-yeah, baby, I’ll appoint you to whatever post you want!”

    Any way you slice it, “Dem’s some freakin’, weird-assed mufuggas.”

    • Replies: @DanFromCT
  12. DanFromCT says:
    @roonaldo

    Right, exactly. That “freaky tongue thing” is downright freakin’ frightening, and should be to any decent human being. It’s like Barack Obama Barry Soetero’s Jewish handler, Anita Dunne, and her conspicuous, serpentine tongue flicking—ike something straight out of hell, because it might as well be something straight out of hell. These people are genuinely more evil than we can imagine, whose words and intent make that clear enough. This satanic tongue flicking is a sign of evil only fools dismiss and, of course, the Republicans pretend they haven’t noticed.

  13. Wokechoke says:

    I said some stuff about Vance that I apologize for. He’s probably a fag but Walz is simply an undignified buffoon, who probably is a kiddie fiddler.

    At least Vance appears to have earned his station in life through being smart being dignified and doing some real things that beat the odds.

  14. Wokechoke says:
    @DanFromCT

    His queer prancing on stage is hateful.

    • Replies: @DanFromCT
  15. SteveK9 says:

    The polls are bullshit, like everything else. Good summary of Mr. ‘Weird’.

  16. DanFromCT says:
    @Wokechoke

    Evil, “queer prancing” captures it exactly. The only thing missing was Walz wearing the Child Catcher costume from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

    • Replies: @Wokechoke
  17. Wokechoke says:
    @DanFromCT

    He also did the meme cuckface bearing fangs wide gaping mouth when he held hands with Kamala.

  18. Che Guava says:
    @Vergissmeinnicht

    I recently found a fun fact about Thai restaurants (in Japanese). The government effectively regulates the menus overseas.

    It is why they all have much the same dishes, prepared in the same ways, and with much the same quality.

    Also explains why they they never have certain dishes that I liked when visiting there.

    Two links (in English): one a summary, one the full article. Posting both, for the Web design. The summary has links to the full article.

    https://www.thedailymeal.com/stories/the-complex-political-history-behind-the-standardization-of-thai-restaurant-menus/

    https://www.thedailymeal.com/1236375/the-complex-political-history-behind-the-standardization-of-thai-restaurant-menus/?utm_source=google.com&utm_campaign=googlestory_fullstory

    On topic, having read Greg’s article about Walz’s moronic behaviour and the Walz/Kamel double act, and with RFK Jr. having joined team Trump, I’d certainly take a chance on the latter if I were U.S.A.ian.

    • Replies: @Che Guava
  19. Che Guava says:
    @Che Guava

    Reply to self, because I forgot to add that it seems they are playing a step’n’fetchit act.

    Kamala is the wise PoS, sorry, PoC, and Walz is the clueless White step’n’fetchit character.

    • Replies: @Wokechoke
  20. Wokechoke says:
    @Che Guava

    He might as well be on a fucking leash in a gimp mask and ball gag.

  21. lavoisier says:

    This is the America of today.

    No greater honour than having served in the military with the possible exception of coaching a football team.

    Forget any clear evidence for intelligence, wisdom, or integrity. These are secondary qualities in the land of the free and home of the brave.

    And given all our unnecessary and immoral wars it might be time to think of military service as being disqualifying for political leadership?

    • Replies: @Wokechoke
  22. DanFromCT says:

    Coach Walz’s flaccid face looks like he was probably more Coach Sandusky than Knute Rockne.

    • Replies: @cool daddy jimbo
  23. @KamalWaltz

    There is a picture meme of Walz holding a relabeled old fashioned beer bottle.

    The mind boggles.

  24. @Vergissmeinnicht

    Girls in traditional families learn cooking and kitchen craft from a very young age.

    Boys play with toy cars and erector sets, and take things apart.

  25. Tim Walz used the George Floyd incident to frame Derek Chauvin and the other innocent cops as criminal patsies to cover up his own massive treason going on with China. Walz had to have been giddlely thrilled to have Minneapolis burn down just to protect himself from being arrested by the Feds. So Walz is still an active criminal.

    Tim Walz Aided China’s Counterfeit Smuggling
    That Motivated The Minneapolis BLM Riots
    By Yoichi Shimatsu
    Exclusive To Rense
    8-19-24
    https://rense.com/general97/tim-walz-chinas-counterfeit-smuggling.php

  26. @DanFromCT

    … half the country hates the military …

    Only half? The rest of the normal country (White, heterosexual, working) had better get on board with hating the military. Cops, also. There isn’t one person in a hundred who wears a uniform and carries a weapon who won’t shoot you, if ordered. And have you noticed who gives the orders?

    Treat your enemies like enemies.

  27. @DanFromCT

    Coach Walz’s flaccid face looks like he was probably more Coach Sandusky than Knute Rockne.

    A similar thought jumped unbidden into my head the first time I saw him on stage.

  28. Wokechoke says:
    @lavoisier

    Military service has run hot and cold as a qualification for the presidency. There is an instinct to exclude characters who’ve actually fought in battles. Even General Eisenhower was a desk wallah all his career.

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