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Thank goodness that our heroes in Congress and the Supreme Court have courageously acted to end the scourge of that nefarious Red Chinese conspiracy, TikTok.

This evil computer program was designed to mesmerize, corrupt and mislead America’s youth. Not since the wickedness of Dr. Fu Manchu have we seen such a grave threat to the American Republic or Free World. Our children are becoming little Manchurian Candidates thanks to the sinister mind-benders at TikTok.

The Yellow plague is upon us – in full force. We thought that Covid was an evil Chinese plot brewed up in secret labs in Wuhan. But that was nothing compared to the terror of TikTok. Imagine tens of millions of young Americans entranced by the silly bugger shenanigans of other teenagers on TikTok. Or the profound outrage of American fathers watching their nubile daughters perform sexy dances on it.

I’ve been to the town of Hamlin, Germany, where the notorious pied piper led its teenagers off to servitude. Do you think the Chinese have not read about the Pied Piper?

And it’s not just TikTokery. The Red Chinese have been spying on us for decades. I’ve seen some of it. What looks innocent is actually a fiendish plot to undermine the Free World, corrupt its people, and sell them cheap products at the same time.

After seeing the TikTok conspiracy, who can trust anything Chinese? Could soy sauce be poisoning us? Is Chinese food delivery part of China’s grand strategy to subvert the US of A? Are egg rolls watching us? Is our moo goo gai pan reporting to China’s puppet masters? Do chopsticks purposely splinter in our Chinese food? Does ‘Happy Chinese New Year’ really mean ‘death to all white devils’ in Cantonese? Are people aware that many Chinese restaurants are actually Red Chinese intelligence centers?

While our befuddled teenagers are dancing like monkeys to TikTok music, Red Chinese agents are subverting California. Where do you think the Los Angeles fires came from? Watch so-called Chinese real estate developers buy up scorched parts of greater Los Angeles. It’s called a ‘fire sale.’

As if all that were not enough, those Red Chinese have the audacity to build warships, including aircraft carriers. Don’t they know that the South and West China seas are part of America’s Great Lakes? Or that Taiwan belongs to Texas? Such ignorance. Americans need to watch more TikTok to be enlightened.

On a happy note, it appears that Good President Trump, newly in office, may reprieve TikTok in the USA. One must ask if the whole TikTok ban was not cooked up by Trump’s publicity machine to win him kudos from naïve adolescents? Or has Taiwan been quietly traded for TikTok?

 
• Category: Ideology, Science • Tags: China/America, TikTok 
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  1. xyzxy says:

    Is Chinese food delivery part of China’s grand strategy to subvert the US of A?

    It’s not even funny. We have morons like Rick Scott, Senator from Florida, who recently went on the warpath over Chinese garlic. Claiming Red Garlic is a security threat to America.

    Scott, for those who don’t know, made his fortune as head of HCA (healthcare company). At the time he was CEO, HCA was involved in a massive Medicare fraud scandal. Scott passed the buck, became governor, and now Senator. He’s lucky he was not in China. If he was a member of the Communist Party, he’d probably just be getting out of jail about now, for corruption.

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  2. AxeGryndr says:
    @xyzxy

    The boogie man that is China, IMV, is overblown. Leave that for the Epoch Times. We should be worrying much more about this guy, and his ilk….”Larry Ellison, the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, has been discussing Oracle’s plans and vision for artificial intelligence (AI). During a recent Oracle financial analysts meeting, Ellison outlined his expectations for AI to power mass surveillance systems in the future. He suggested that AI will monitor and analyze vast surveillance systems, including security cameras, police body cameras, doorbell cameras, and vehicle dash cams. According to Ellison, this constant monitoring will ensure that both police officers and citizens are on their best behavior due to the constant recording and reporting of activities.” …..But it gets worse. He is part of the consortium that will build massive data centers in Texas, with Trump’s blessing. He envisions “Super AI” being able to detect precancerous calls in your bloodstream, and then tailoring a specific MRNA vaccine to combat and “cure”. Don’t want it? Your insurance company will drop you, and no one will pick you up. So this pattern of Obama’s forcing you to buy insurance, no jab, no job continues….Tik-Tok is the distraction to keep you engaged while the real evil is being undertaken right here in America.

  3. anarchyst says:

    The key to crushing jewish control of America and the west lies in today’s young people.
    A good example of this is Tik-Tok which the USA government has been attempting to shut down, or otherwise subvert.
    Over 70% of Tik-Tok subscribers are aware that the jew-run genocides in Gaza and the West Bank are diabolically evil and have called out israel and the jews on it, assigning total responsibility to the jews and their American lackeys.
    Residents in the genocide zones are successful in publicizing the atrocities taking place in real-time.
    The attempted Tik-Tok shut down has nothing to do with China, but is an attempt by the JEWS to “take back control of the narrative”. They will not be successful.
    With Tik-Tok in operations, jews no longer control the narrative, a situation (((they))) can’t stand.

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