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Sarah Palin’s whore daughter now has a debilitating facial paralysis condition, which she is bragging about on social media..
No one has any idea what could cause such a rare condition that no one had even heard of before 2021.
Bristol Palin is detailing a scary experience with facial paralysis.
Sarah Palin’s daughter, 34, opened up about the health ordeal and road to recovery via her Instagram Stories on Wednesday.
“I woke up nine days ago with a little weird sensation in my face,” Bristol told her followers. “My mouth was pulling this way and it just felt a little off. So I went, looked in the mirror. I’m like ‘Wow. This is looking a little weird.’ ”
The mom of three shared a series of videos showcasing the onset of her facial paralysis and the days following. One clip featured Bristol waking up and looking at herself in the mirror as she stated: “I feel like everything is pulling to the left.”
The timestamp on the video read 10:30 a.m.
Later in the day, at 5 p.m., the facial paralysis appeared to get worse, as Bristol showed followers footage of the left side of her face appearing to have a “delayed” reaction. In the clip, the “Teen Mom OG” alum made several faces, explaining that the “entire” left side of her face was “just numb.”
She added, “It’s so bad dude.”
“Within a couple hours the entire left side of my face was numb and just paralyzed,” she recalled of the experience in her Instagram Story. “Couldn’t really blink my eye. Definitely had no movement on [the left side] of my face. So crazy.”
Bristol went to the doctor’s office and they “ran tests” and did a “CT scan,” which X-rayed her body to check for possible causes. As she put it, “nothing came back in all the results,” and doctors put her on “steroids” and “other medications.”
What a mysterious situation.
I cannot think of anything that would cause such a rare and bizarre condition in an otherwise healthy young woman.
This looks like another mystery of science.
Hopefully, we can develop an mRNA vaccine to solve this mysterious face-drooping crisis.
We also need a vaccine to change their poor bitch’s name to something other than “Bristol.”
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‘Cosmetic surgery’ would be my first thought. Botox or something.
In her case it could also be Botox or too much oral sex.
But paralysis on one side of the face is a common symptom of mRNA shots.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9530738/
LOL. Follow the Science, goy!!!
Not to be shallow but she’s pretty damn hot.
It’s Bell’s Palsy. It passes but is associated with being a very stupid young woman.
Takes after her mother.
I think she was having some kind of cosmetic injections to numb the nerves that cause facial tension and wrinkles, and to put pig fat in her lips to make her looks black.
This website’s publisher censors comments along these lines posted under his pontifical COVID columns.
Ah yes, this is the one who according to the conspiracy theory, got knocked up out of wedlock, so in order not to damage her mother’s political career the baby was passed off as her sister.
I wonder if she got her mother’s brain also. I can see Russia from my living room.
Follow the Slyhence. It’s the Blue Magic Whitener.
How much discount do you give for all 76 vaccines available?
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It’s not “safe & effective”???????????
https://insurancenewsnet.com/innarticle/excess-mortality-continuing-surge-causes-concerns
“Excess mortality is the difference between the total number of deaths for a specific time period and the number that would have been expected. The numbers were naturally forecasted to climb during the pandemic, but some industry and health authorities are concerned the rates haven’t greatly diminished as COVID infection rates have declined.”
Holy shit!!!! We need our best scientists at the CDC, FDA, NIH, WHO and governments all over the world to try and find some nexus, some reason, some factor that is similar to the countries that are facing depopulations by orders of magnitude from some unknown source!!! What, for God’s sakes WHAT IS IT THAT TIES THIS ALL TOGETHER????
Oh, I don’t know Forrest, it just might be, that the Jews who run Big Pharma, the country, Wall Street and control the aforementioned organizations might have seen a money making opportunity that coincides with the Zionist Agenda.
Maybe someone like Jake Tapper should interview the guy who runs Pfizer, the Jew Albert Bourla and THEN, thank God we would get some straight talk and some answers.
I am sure we can find a solution and fix this mess as long as our media and Captains of Industry are being honest with us all.
What a sick joke.
The “safe & effective” vaccine, exacerbates the genetically present familial morbidities concomitant in all of us by way of birth. If you were going to have a heart attack when you were 75, it is now 65. If you were going to get lung cancer at 50, it is now 35. If your disposition to diabetes presents at 35, it is now, 30. THE NEW 75 IS 55!!!!
Any weakness in your immune system, is now exploited by the Jew vaccine which is still, to this day, being promoted by the entire “health care” system.
https://people.com/travis-kelce-campaign-flu-covid-vaccines-pfizer-8304133
It’s the greatest genocide in world history, provided by Malthusian whack jobs like Bill Gates and the Jew death merchants who populate all strata of power in all organizations in and out of government.
Dr. Mengele is a saint, sitting at the right hand of God, compared to these killers.
“Hopefully, we can develop an mRNA vaccine to solve this mysterious face-drooping crisis.”
With that, my sarcasmatron started pouring smoke
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I was never vaxxed but a couple of years ago I came down with Bell’s Palsy. My wife, however, got vaxxed, despite my advice not to, in order to keep her federal job. (She could have retired but she wanted to keep working. Ironically, those who refused the vax at her organization were not fired, so it was all pointless.) Vaxxed people give off spike proteins so I ended up getting one of the “benefits” of vaxxing.
A friend noted someone at his company had Bell’s Palsy for 18 months.
A doctor looked at me and said it would go away “in time.” There was nothing conventional medicine could do.
I wasn’t looking forward to 18 months of half of my face being nonfunctional.
I went to a Korean acupuncture doctor every weekday for two weeks and, with a combination of acupuncture and strong facial massage, he cleared it up.
All things considered, I’m doing pretty well. Other people I know who strongly embraced vaxxing, or at least knuckled under to pressure from employers or others, are now dealing with such delightful outcomes like heart problems, cancer and death.
EVERY person who I know that got “jabbed” developed some sort of medical problem. Yes, from Bell’s Palsy to recurrence of cancers in remission, every single person (that I begged not to get “jabbed”) who ignored my advice ended up with medical issues.
He do not like Isaac Newton either.
You can measure hes evilness out of that.
She did not say ‘I can see Russia from my house.’ That line originated with an SNL spoof, yet almost 20 years later scum like you can’t resist trotting out the lie.
My guess as well.
Our family will never know if the only brother of 3 of us, who took 1 J&J jab, who was diagnosed within 4 months with dementia, has the jab to thank for it at 63. He is currently in a nursing home, getting closer to the day he won’t know any of us.
70 vaccines during your lifetime – 1 in 54 are diagnosed Autistic with the proportionality of them being males
What kind of spawn do you think we’re gonna have with the Vaxxed now?
We’re gonna have a pure blood war – if you’re Vaxxed I don’t wanna mate with you. This will be generational.
Or Barre syndrome. The syndrome that had Ford cease all immunizations (1/3 of Americans were given it) after 1500 people got it after the Swine Flu vaccine.
Fake news from SNL LIAR.
Too dumb to understand even the most basic humor. You should go to the proctologist and get some brain surgery, it’s starting to show.
It could be worse. That Vaxxed Palsied Palin Bitch could be your USPS mail-man/woman/person/creature IF Cliffs Clavins caved in and got vaxxed. But they did not !!!
Imagine HAVING to sign for a registered letter or valuable package and looking at this face. Nightmares for the next 2 weeks would inevitably follow. 😁
Remember how President of the United States John Biden issued Executive Order requiring vaccination (Cue: Battle Hymn of the Republic and Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries). Has ANYONE bothered to read this fucking order ?
This fucking order DOES NOT order ANYTHING regarding vaccination. It only required FEDERAL AGENCIES establish their own POLICIES regarding vaccination.
US Con/Clown Gress immediately said “We are not Feds – does not apply to us”
Why is Congress exempt from the Biden COVID vaccine mandate?
https://www.poynter.org/reporting-editing/2021/why-is-congress-exempt-from-the-biden-covid-vaccine-mandate/
And the USPS said Hey, Joe, FOAD (Fuck Off And Die) !!!
Supreme Court Releases USPS From Vaccine Mandate
https://www.fedsmith.com/2022/01/13/supreme-court-releases-usps-from-vaccine-mandate/
Being not as mighty and/or well-connected as the USPS & the US Con/Clown Gress I quietly purchased Covid19 vaxx cert at Etsy for $20, filled it out myself and submitted it to the HR gal, trying not to grin. Worked like a charm 😁
I heard a slightly different version of the story.
Bristol became pregnant. She learned that her baby had Down’s syndrome.
Sarah knew that her loopy daughter Bristol was not fit to care for a handicapped child so Sarah arranged to have it appear that the baby was hers.
If true, this says a lot about Sarah’s character. She could have arranged for Bristol to have an abortion or put the baby up for adoption. Instead Sarah took on the task of raising a handicapped child herself.
Perhaps you had better inform your humble host. He doesn’t seem to have got the news.
‘Vaccines’ and the jihad against ‘antivaxxers’ is emblematic of societal decay. You have the policing role, designed to protect BigPharma profits, in the hands of vermin like the she-male feminazi hive-mind at the Guardian. Cunts with no idea but firmly set and mutual ‘opinions’ that they, laughingly, call ‘the science’.
Ask them what type of vaccine, with what adjuvants, given when and to whom, and whether contra-indications exist for any recipients, and they’ll simply screech ‘Antivaxxer’ at you and have you censored for ‘medical misinformation’. This is probably the resolution of the Fermi Paradox. A species that reaches a certain level of ‘intelligence’ but no or little moral or ethical understanding, will be taken over by the pushiest, usually the dumbest, specimens, and driven to self-destruction. If you create a system like capitalism, that rewards and empowers the most greedy and aggressive and least insightful, then the process is set in concrete, and the end result is certain. Which is where we are now.
And 90% or so are developmental, ie they proceed normally in infant development until, almost always after one or several of these ‘vaccines’, progress ceased, and reversed. Fecking hideous.
It could go both ways. I have a niece whose parents are ultra-vax fans and their daughter is just as nuts. When she and her husband sent out Christmas cards during the first year of the Covid hysteria, they featured a picture of the two of them kissing while wearing masks. When she gave birth to her first child, those who were unvaxxed were specifically uninvited to baby showers, christening, visiting, etc. I think the vaxxed who were allowed to come were still required to wear (absolutely useless) masks.
Those two nuts live out of state anyway so what they say, think or do doesn’t bother me a bit. It is what I’ve come to expect from vax nuts.
Because the hysteria has died down, most of us probably think the vax nuts have had a change of heart. Not so. They’ll still tell you that you were wrong and they were right, and “We could have gotten over all of this a lot faster if you had just done as you were told!”
When the next round of medical hysteria starts, we’ll probably go through all of that crap all over again, and it may very well be even worse the next time around.
“But paralysis on one side of the face is a common symptom of mRNA shots. ”
The jabs.
That was my first thought.
But of course they can’t take seriously such a possibility, so a reliable diagnosis may never be forthcoming.
Poor girl.
She is really very attractive.
I had the following short comment trashed on his latest article (I’m such a little nark):
I’ve been trying to drive literally everyone away from this website.
Including the columnists
FIFY
Here’s the end of one of mine:
If he’d ask Jeffrey Sachs about this, then we might get somewhere.
Sadly, you’ve described accurately the damage and distance — now often experienced as an awkward, chilly falsity — that the Establishment injected into countless friendships and family relationships.
My coworker, a middle-aged man, had the same thing happen to him. I thought “Bell’s palsy”, but he said the doctor diagnosed something else. This was years before covid and mrna vaccines. It took several months to fade.
On a clear day, you can see Russia from Alaska. Not the whole country, and not the whole state. BTW, you can see Russia from Japan.
You should know better to quote a vicious leftist comedian and attribute the words to an honorable person.
I don’t know anyone who died of covid. I personally know four people who weren’t due to die but died anyway within a week of receiving an mRNA shot. I also know a large number of people who developed other medical conditions shortly after receiving the mRNA shot.
I believe the #1 goal of covid was always foisting mRNA upon the world.
This unintentional blowback theory is strange and unusual, clearly it is very obvious this thing would have spread worldwide.
I am starting to think there is more to this than simply wanting to be the smartest guy in the room.
The Pfizer 50/50 pill is a protease inhibitor. Well so is ivermectin.
Thank you.
She didn’t raise any of them. She was working pretty much seven days a week and on call 24 seven
Credit the daycare for her daughters lovely personality
i’ve know a few people who have health issues after taking the covid vaccine, a couple of them died. it’s depressing as hell. i haven’t had one nor has my gf. the hell with that.