Friends has no appeal unless you enjoy grinding l0w-key hatred. They obviously don’t like each other and spend almost all their time on petty sniping.

Like most TV probably it’s there to tell the NPCs what to do: in this case, how to avoid having friendships even if you spend all your free time with them.

Friends is a comedy because you’re supposed to find the idea of friendships laughable.

you might find that if you’re half-German and half-Irish, your lover is this mix as well

Only crazy or desperate folk like to miscegenate. Sadly there seems to be plenty of crazies so if you mix the races eventually they both suffer from hybrid degeneration. Background: you get one generation of hybrid vigour and then it’s hybrid breakdown all day every day.

This thing like in Stranger Things where it’s white friends with one black guy – this doesn’t really happen in real life

My physics department apparently didn’t have affirmative action; the one black was competent at math and generally a cool guy. Still had an unusual affinity for rap, though, almost as if race is a real thing or something weird like that.

I’m saddened that a jewess tv producer is ashamed for not having done enough jewing with her tv show…….jews who don’t jew enough SHOULD be ashamed…..it’s just not KOSHER.

“diversity is our strength” ………….

is just a jewish slogan designed to weaken and ultimately destroy our formerly white society.

Game, set, match– jews.

Very true! In business trips to East Asia, despite my fascination with their culture, I’ve ended up frequenting expat bars. Of course, it helps that the guys there all speak English. I remember with humorous fondness a discussion with fellow Americans, Canadians, and Brits, on how to keep from accidentally picking up a “lady boy” when in Thailand.

Well I paste this comment I posted on Paul Kersey’s essay on same topic here. I am being totally sincere because I want to improve our society, not endlessly complain like everyone else :

With our advanced computer graphic software it would be easy to “colorize” one of the characters so that future reruns were more sensitive to diversity requirements. The colorizing program could be called “Jolson”.

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Didn’t Frances McDormand go on a rant about diversity in movies, as if her husband Joel Cohen wasn’t using the same handful of white people for every movie? Love the Cohens, by the way. I may not share their Jewishness but coming from the same part of the country is a kinship of sorts.

Imagine if he had made Friends with characters that actually reflected the nation’s demographics and behaviors but all living together in one building.

That would be the funniest show ever on television. Episode 205, Joey suspects Tyrone has stolen his bike again while Tyrone has persuaded Chandler to take a knee whenever he sees him.

It was antenatalist propaganda. Yes, the hassles of having a child were introduced in later seasons.

We just had this crucifixion of R. Kelly (30 years in prison by haters for being a straight-up playa), and you notice that all his hoes are black. It was the same with Bill Cosby.

I thought that the vast majority of the Pudding Pop Raper’s conquests were White. Most hoodrat groid bitches would have shaken his ass down a long time ago.

As for your other observations they are mostly correct. I am in an inter-racial relationship and currently in a foreign country. We were deep in the countryside where I saw another tall Irish-looking fellow and we acknowledged each other’s presence. Later the whole lot of us were at a mountain tourist attraction and a squad of serious Euro rock climber types marched forward in full repelling gear for the exhilarating zipline setup. I confess, and I feel badly about this, I secretly hoped the cable would snap and kill them all.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, the tempest tossed (Eastern Yidds) to me…”
Emma Lazarus

The single most popular show in Netflix history was Squid Game, which was also the least diverse show. It was non-diverse because it was made in Korea, and they don’t have diversity.

WRONG.

One of the show’s main characters is some brown Indian or Paki whose storyline is that he faces “discrimination” because he is an immigrant.

This is clear and obvious Jew subversion, and the reason JewFlix is being pumped into South Korea and Japan is to ZOG these countries even more than they already are.

You mean an episode where Phoebe gets gang spunked in Harlem?(and just to make LBTQ inclusive include a chick wearing a strap-on) And Joey gets robbed and beaten on the subway?

All kinds of realistic creativity available in a New York setting.

Andrew Anglin’s life and work is an argument in favor of “white genocide”.

Courtney Cox’s is an argument against.

So complicated!

Only Jew privilege allows them to absolve themselves of guilt by throwing a few crumbs out there.

The show had much to apologize for but being too white wasn’t one.

I dare him to donate to Palestinian causes.

Friends was comfort food. It never had a “very special episode”, it never preached, and it never got into political commentary (unlike Kauffman’s previous sitcom attempts, which is probably why Kauffman avoided all didadicism on Friends).

All Friends was was six young airheads mucking about in NYC and being silly with no permanent damage. Basically, the hidden premise of Friends was Peter Pan-esque: your insouciant, fun college years can last forever.

It didn’t hurt it came about during the NYC revival thanks to low-crime, good economic times of the late 90s/early 2000s. Young people flocked to the show because they were living it in some way by moving to the cities.

In later seasons the “all-white” diversity criticism arose. Black comedian Wayne Brady, when on Who’s Line Is It, Anyway?, used to have a minor running gag where he would poke fun at the lack of blacks on Friends. And to counter that, in the last few seasons Friends gave David Schwimmer’s character a black girlfriend (Aisha Tyler). But beyond that, the show avoided such topics and made no mention of her race, to its credit.

Friends may have been the last major network show that avoided lecturing or hectoring on all the DIE subjects. After that, we got the Will & Grace years and every show started having multiple episodes a year being a Norman Lear-esque finger-wagging struggle session.

A very empathetic article.
Good!

You don’t hear that saying anymore. I think the last year or so has thoroughly discredited that expression and some people are starting to realize the United States is faltering in big ways important to a country and it won’t be able to recover. You could call it the USA’s “Soviet moment”. By the 1970’s, maybe the 80’s, the Soviets and their allies realized they had fallen behind or further behind the West and they were not able to compete and started having discussions (I think mostly in private) on discussing ways they might be able to compete better. It was too late.

Although one of the poorest countries in the world 50 years ago (China) is now the biggest and one of the most dynamic countries in the world today none of the European countries, nor the USA are discussing the failure of the US and Europe to compete successfully against China. But they haven’t just fallen behind China, but Japan, Taiwan, Singapore and other east Asian countries are also beating the pants off the West. After two thousand years, Europe had fallen from its leadership position in 1945 and now the United States has been surpassed. The USSR also fell.

There are still some hold outs that claim the dollar will remain the world’s reserve currency despite the fact the US has the biggest debt in the world and will never be able to pay it back. The dollar will fall and it won’t be very long before it does. Tucker Carlson is blowing the horn that China is beating the US left and right. If they finally do discussing their failures an obvious discussion point would be immigration and multiculturalism but I have my doubts they will ever do that. Race and ethnicity are forbidden to be discussed in relation to success, so they might just keep up the Jewish way of handling issues and lie.

I’ve noticed that some humans love dogs and cats. How come? Same ethnicity?

And what about Confucius and Mencius? Should slitty-eyed geniuses like them be allowed to join us?

Does the Indian guy redeem Big Bang Theory from the same charge of racism?
There is also a Jewish character that allows for some mild cliched
Jewish jokes.
(I think there’s a black HR woman – which results in gender , not race, jokes – as Sheldon tries to navigate the “woke” university culture).

The Jews on the show, as far as I know, were all “white-presenting” in that their Judaism was never mentioned.

Ross was depicted as quite Jewish but not very often, his father played by Elliot Gould and Rachel’s father played two different kinds of Jewish stereotypes.

But what was always funny to me is how despite being full siblings, Ross, played by the very Jewish David Schwimmer was always the Jewish one and Monica, played by the deeper not-Jewish Courtney Cox was never depicted as such. I remember one episode where Ross was deeply invested in getting his half-gentile (Maybe quarter, I’m not sure if their mother is supposed to be Jewish she is played by a very WASP actress who plays her as a WASP) son interested in Hanukkah and Monica is just there as if the whole Judaism thing is alien to her making fun of him. Anytime the joke was Judaism they forget Monica is supposed to also be Jewish because the actress was so deeply not Jewish.

Rachel is also supposed to be Jewish but it never comes up (Because the actress is also so deeply non-Jewish) except in an interesting way when we see glimpses of her before she got her nose job. Which makes the fact that her Jewishness never comes up even funnier and was obviously the big joke for the Jewish writers. Rachel is always hiding her Jewishenss but there it is in the past literally all over her face. Even her sisters are played by intensely WASP actresses, Reese Witherspoon and Christina Applegate. (I remember one joke when one of them visits and makes a comment on if she thinks her daughter will need a nose job, particularly since Ross is the father) Though like with Ross and Monica’s mother, her mother seems to be a WASP which makes her getting a nose job to look more like her mother all the more realistic.

Arguably some of the funniest scenes in the show are when Ross has to interact with the aggressive miserly father of Rachel who is depicted as an intense Jewish stereotype. And then we have Janice, played by the deeply Jewish Margaret Jacobson and who is a Fran Drescher style stereotype of certain Jewish women from New York.

So technically 3 of the main cast were Jewish but only Ross was written as if he was.

To me, it sounds like a plea for some network to sign up for a Friends reboot. Otherwise they would merely be offering to pay slave reparations…

Most peoples have miscegenated throughout history with whoever was available. It’s because nature wants us to procreate as much as we can. Nature does not care about what that will do to human culture, as long as the descendants are healthy enough to procreate themselves.

Due to travel limitations most of it was with similar people, but only due to that, until the late Middle-Ages when modern racialism begun.
Even the Romani people, for example, show a lot of Balkan admixture, despite their Indian origins. Balkan people, like Serbs or Bosnians, will fuck anything that moves, but in the past all humans were like that presumably (if genetic science is to be believed).

Oh yes, they all bang each other except nobody gets married.

“How to live a pointless and meaningless nihilist existence.” Right, thanks, couldn’t figure out how to do that on my own.

Hmm, perhaps rather than “guilt over the hit show’s lack of diversity,” one might give a thought to the show’s overall lack of reality. Aren’t we talking about a silly sitcom which featured self-absorbed young people complaining about their lousy jobs, but still they could afford to rent spacious apartments in New York City? Successful TeeVee “entertainment” is designed to be an escape from reality. It’s just made-up stuff, fluff designed to create an emotional reaction that keeps the audience tuned to the idiot box between commercials. Ad revenues are what support the industry. And those ads themselves are usually framed as wish-fulfillment fantasies, rarely as statements of the products’ details or value.

So she forgets that she cast a black chick, first, as Ross’ girlfriend, who is then hosed out from under him by Joey. Yes, for a few eipsodes, Friends had some diversity, but as usual, it was a Jew and an Italian using an African American and then tossing her aside.

– falsely inferred living in city as ok or normal.

cities are destruction.

– pushed single breeding toward end
at a time ‘single mom’ bs was constant push.

aimless distraction. while vipers have been scheming away the future.

tv not a friend. never was.
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33% of the “friends” are Jews, not even crypto, just open about it. They are the smart and successful ones, siblings, one male and one female. The four white characters are portrayed as breathtakingly stupid, with the possible exception of Chandler, whose IQ is offset by his neurotic self deprecating smarm. He ends up marrying the Jewish girl. At least all six are portrayed as equals in that they are all relentless sociopaths; the petty self interest that they can never transcend is the bedrock of the show’s humor, and anyone unfortunate enough to be a fan of this show will be left waiting for the laugh track to strike every time they insult and demean somebody they love. Friends is only technically less Jewish and psychotic than Seinfeld. It is a whitewashed image of NYC. It was racist from the get go, despite the token African American friend that was written into the series in the 11th hour. Mind control poison through and through. Blacks should be grateful they were not represented in this cultural abomination; they should thank Marta Kaufmann for being a nasty supremacist and run for the hills.

‘Wheel of Time’ … heroes arrive in an isolated village in a mountainous region, walk into an Inn, which is obviously the center of town, and are greeted by a checklist of every race, color type, weight, height, imaginable. Even to people who can’t reason much, there is something so off-putting about this, you can’t pay attention to anything that is happening.

“After two thousand years, Europe had fallen from its leadership position”

That is false. After three hundred years is more accurate.

I secretly hoped the cable would snap and kill them all.

No need to feel bad. You’re just properly socialized. Like a good little doggie.

I only watched half of one episode of Friends. Thought it was stupid and actors couldn’t act to save their lives. So, non-diversity was the least of this show’s problems. Of course it found its audience in people who couldn’t get jokes in Seinfeld and Frasier.

I recently quit Netflix. When you quit, they ask you why. Unfortunately, none of the options say something like:

“It’s so woke, it makes me want to puke.”

At the time, the best TV shows on Netflix were Travelers and The Magicians (if you throw out the last season).

Minorities do show up now and then, but without things getting too preachy. The deliberate insertion of minorities for the sake of diversity often ruins the plot line. Also, these people have no real sense of humor. The problem with woke is, it’s no fun.

The Magicians has a sense of humor, even if it is woke.

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Travelers has sense of mission which overrides its wokeness.

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Here is The Critical Drinkers take wokeness ruins everything.

Obi-Wan Kenobi – Another One Bites The Dust

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Friends was always more female than racial. It was never-ending relationship fueled micro-dramas, done in a more presentable way than soap operas, but still locked in that sort of tedium. It is totally forgettable, imho, and was so at the time.

In those days the “edge-y” show was Seinfeld, the other group of non-diverse TV characters in NYC. It was “must-watch” TV if only for the fact that you needed to know what happened in Seinfeld for the water-cooler talk at work. Some videos are up on the web now where people have gone through Seinfeld episodes and stripped out the laughtrax. These videos are astounding. Bereft of the laughtrax, every Seinfeld episode is not funny at all but rather quite disturbing and very weird. What a creepy exercise in spell-casting, was Seinfeld.

Also like Seinfeld, Star Trek the Next Generation was such a required “water-cooler” type show of the day. And this show was the diversity platform of currency, not Friends, not Seinfeld. Star Trek was, by the way, the most painful watch among all three. Just like pulling teeth.

The few episodes I watched were so full of urban liberal tropes that they gave me nausea. The only US sitcom that I found even more nauseating was How I Met Your Mother. To me, the mindset of the people who find those shows funny is a mystery that I am not keen to solve.

This Negro $ to Brandeis has nothing–nothing–to do with regret. Kauffman was always a lightweight writer who hit the jackpot with Friends, which was a terrible show. Since then Kauffman’s career has gone nowhere. This $ gesture toward the Negroes was only motivated to get her lame ass back in the news

I get Friends and Sinfield mixed up, they both take place in Bageltown USA, and like most all (((Broadway/Hollywood))) productions, they all sound the same, look the same, and use that annoying ‘Laugh Track Machine’ made famous on SNL, as of you’re suppose to laugh along.

The only difference these shitshows have are new set of dumb actors reading stupid scripts written by (((the usual cast and crew))), poking fun a dumb white goyim, bla bla bla.

And then there’s the New Woke Hollywood with its Magic Negroz Empire movies and series and advertisements, saving the universe, genius scientists, military strategists, black lives matter, bla bla bla, it’s so over the top negro, you think you’ve entered a parallel universe where whites are the subspecies of humanity.

Jews have a way of producing and wrapping shit for the masses to consume without ever questioning their primary motivation, goyim just take it up the anal cavity and smiles.

It’s a real thing that a baby will start crying if it seems someone of a different race.

Babies just cry anyway even if they don’t see anyone.

Dogs also bark at black people,

Yes, “also”, as barking at whites, Chinese, other dogs. What’s the point of this statement?

But that situation is simply not realistic.

I should think much about Spiderman is unrealistic and that is the appeal of Marvel.

Anyway, those making all black programmes don’t feel guilty for not being unrealistic and not showing more whites.

(((New Woke Hollywood))) is incapable of creating anything original so they’ll regurgitate, recast and rewrite the same crap, only this time we get a cast and crew of Magik Negroz for your entertainment pleasure.

Enjoy the show stupid goyim, hahahahaha.

Your white world is over.

BLM rules…..

CQ vomits and turns on TCM Turner Classic Movies for relief.

CGI means we could have white, black, asian etc versions of any show. The audience could just select from a menu. Viola – no more complaints!

similarly , Seinfeld was a show about nothing or no lecturing.

Not only is racial awareness inbuilt, so is ethnic awareness. The three men, or man-boys, on Friends were distinctly ethnic: the Irish guy,* the Italian guy, the Jewish guy. The women were straight up WASPS, not ethnic. What that means, in other words why that casting, I do not know. But it was immediately apparent.

*Irish ethnicity being somewhat less of a marker than Italian or Jewish ethnicity the Irish guy could more or less blend in as standard American, i.e. WASP American.

“Friends….is a whitewashed image of NYC.”

As if there would be any audience at all for the real thing. Friends was escape. That’s what people want. There is a teeny tiny number who want so-called realism. That’s why there were once “Art” houses. Movie theaters where that minuscule number could go see “gritty” films. Which were highly mannered in their own way but at least touched on the reality of things. Now even that’s gone.

“WASP actresses, Reese Witherspoon and Christina Applegate”

LOL

So Netflix is trying to convince Koreans and Japanese that diversity is great? Well, it will make Kim Jong Un very popular even among the Japanese!

Implied, not inferred. See dictionary.

Yeah, but apparently, she has 4 million dollars to throw around. So, she must have made out OK.

Wokeness has driven me away from all contemporary pop culture, and has for some time. I have to create my own pop culture from DVDs and records of stuff from the 1950s through the 80s.

I noticed that nearly all black and white early TV has disappeared from modern cable TV. While I realize that many of the people who would still want to watch “Father Knows Best” are dead now, and it is unattractive to advertisers, I can’t help but wonder if it is being memory-holed for a reason. As in, the sooner we forget about the golden age of Christian European America, the better.

I believe it drives woke progressives insane to think that there is any chance to return to those days again. After Roe vs. Wade was overturned, baby-killing advocates started selling shirts on etsy saying, “I Will Not Go Quietly Back To The 1950s.” That’s why their narratives have to be maintained at gunpoint. Like, if you asked the homeless in California to move off of the sidewalks, then you have to admit that they have made poor choices and do actually have agency. Then, your victim narrative begins to erode away. You must admit that blacks are not just victims, but caused their own problems. When the whole, “It’s not their fault, they are victims of hatred, poverty, lead paint, locust infestations, etc.” unravels for blacks, gays, women, muslim rapeugees, then the woke Democrats’ coalition of the fringes is in danger of coming unglued. So, in summary, to keep from ever going back to those times when curvy blue-eyed blondes were the beauty queens, gibs me mo DIE on the Tee Vee.

“Dogs also bark at black people, which shows that this ability to recognize a friend/foe distinction on an instinctive level goes beyond humans.”

lol – When I was a kid we had a “racist” lab. Oversized and friendly, he would have let Charles Manson right through the door. But when any black person came to the house, he’d go completely berserk. We’d had him since he was just a few weeks old and never “racialized” him. It was pure instinct.

Personally I never found Friends funny, interesting or even entertaining, and I grew up watching 80’s and 90’s TV. I thought Seinfeld was funny at the time, even though on second analysis you realize that all the characters are annoying jerks that you wouldn’t want near you in real life (and I think even Larry David realized it at the end, putting them in prison). But “Friends”… I never saw the appeal. Yeah, maybe it didn’t hector the audience (too) much, but so what.

Well it’s the same trick in Seinfeld where the “Costanza” family is supposedly “Italian”, but it’s completely Jewish in behaviour (like all the other characters, who at least have Jewish names), and George Costanza is played by a Jewish actor. While Kramer (typical Jewish surname) is supposedly played by a non-Jewish actor (and I think he’s Italian-American).

“I’m probably less racist than most people.”

Okay, pack it up boys, I hear Andrew’s dating Candace Owens.

and I think Zendaya is somewhat sexy

This is probably the most outrageous thing Anglin has ever said

The Jews on the show, as far as I know, were all “white-presenting” in that their Judaism was never mentioned.

From six only two are Jews and for New York that is a misrepresentation…especially in comparison to Seinfeld with 100% representation.

How can a society survive when for each 20 minutes (10 min ads) unimportant episode pays each member million bucks. On the other hand a nurse, for cleaning shitty asses of society’s sick, gets pittance in comparison.

I know, leave it to free market…however advertising revenue is a major disruption of free market. Corrupted sponsors avoiding tax payment, spend billions on advertising and that excessively support the Hollywood nest or MSM lying parasites or corrupt politicians. The advertising is not a production cost and therefore should not be used in income tax deduction. That simple change in fiscal policy would make tremendous good for the society as a whole.

‘Kauffman described her donation to her alma mater [Brandeis] as “putting my money where my mouth is.” — A Anglin

How does giving money to a Jewish university do anything for diversity?

This is standard tribal behavior: taking care of their own, while falsely claiming disinterested generosity to strangers.

‘Abraham and Lot graciously welcomed complete strangers into their homes, seemingly [sic] unaware that their guests are actually Yahweh or Yahweh’s angels.’

See what I mean?

Thanks, Yahweh! Now show me the shekels.

Friends has no appeal unless you enjoy grinding l0w-key hatred. They obviously don’t like each other and spend almost all their time on petty sniping.

Jews have this weird Catskills pie-in-the-face heritage that all humor derives from pain and abuse. The Three Stooges = Jews. Marx Brothers = Jews.

Seinfeld was similarly about four people who obviously didn’t like each other or anybody else. This impulse finally reached its apotheosis in Curb Your Enthusiasm when Seinfeld creator Larry David tore down the curtain and flatly stated his loathing for both himself and for everybody in the world around him.

Man, Jews are a miserable people.

Seinfeld cast including creator David are all Jewish.

Who was more Jewish than Jerry Stiller? (Very funny guy BTW.) And he played an Italian-American father (and also in his next gig)! (As did Peter Boyle – where are all of the real Dago daddies?) Other than Michael Richards, Seinfeld was wall-to-wall Jews. And my born-in-Italy grandfather loved it. (And Raymond.)

Michael Richards as Kramer – definitely NOT Jewish.

in full repelling gear

I gotta get me some of that.

“He was an asshole most of the time but he came through when it counted.”

Can’t even do that, because they have no nontrivial goals or aspirations. It never counts, so he’s just an asshole.

Having the goal “build a deck” would be an upgrade. My dad maintained a vegetable garden, which meant he could give you fresh vegetables during harvest season, and that alone made him a better neighbour than all of the “Friends” combined.

began developing Friends under the working title Insomnia Cafe

Just in case you weren’t sure whether it was a celebration of mental illness.

Also a celebration of Plato’s democratic man:

he will probably not respect anything else; he will become shiftless, kind of a reed in the wind, unable to control his desires, which will probably fluctuate wildly. Lacking any ability to discern differences in appetite, he will probably live solely for the moment, and he will be rudderless. His will be a life without order.

Reminder: in gay countries, men can’t be friends, because normal expressions of affection look homosexual. As a result, men can’t express affection for each other, don’t feel affection for each other, and don’t become friends.

It’s normal in most of the world for male friends to hold hands. It isn’t normal in America, not because they’re gay, but because you are. Why are pro athletes allowed to smack each other on the bum? Because they’re especially not-gay. There’s almost no chance a gay can be competitive, so they stop worrying; they get anti-perverted and partially cured of oversexualization.

Unlike most American anti-human culture, you can’t just not be gay. You have to go full Amish: never watch TV, never read American books, and don’t associate with anyone who does.

It’s important that gays get shoved deep into the closet, so that homosexuality is completely unthinkable, so that the 98.5% of men who aren’t gay can be friends with each other. I would personally allow a gay neighbourhood, but it would practically be a black-ops site.

Of course the State loves it when men can’t be friends, because friendship groups sometimes resist State influence. Likewise a man with no friends, or only fake friends, is almost totally dependent on the State.

But “Friends”… I never saw the appeal. Yeah, maybe it didn’t hector the audience (too) much, but so what.

I’ve never understood why adults have to say this (I’m guilty of it too, btw).

Comedy is niche, so just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean others agree. Friends‘s massive ratings for a decade are enough proof of not only it being funny, but being consistently great. And it was. It was stupid early-20’s inoffensive college humor with sex thrown in.

You either got it –as large swaths of America did and still do (like Seinfeld, Friends still draws big numbers in reruns and on streaming services) — or you didn’t.

Aren’t we talking about a silly sitcom which featured self-absorbed young people complaining about their lousy jobs, but still they could afford to rent spacious apartments in New York City?

They actually managed to explain that away in a method that wasn’t totally crazy.

Monica’s apartment (the big main set) was previously her grandmother’s and was rent-controlled from WW2 days, hence why she and Rachel (a waitress) could afford it.

Ross had his own place as he was a paleontologist at a museum.

Chandler actually had a good-paying corporate job but wanted a roommate because he was saving as much of his money as possible for his wedding to a soul mate (Chandler was a sad-sack loser), so he got a roommate for a low rate, who turned out to become his best friend, Joey, and so Joey (the unemployed actor) never had to pay that much since Chandler was lonely and wanted his friendship and footed much of the bill.

Phoebe, like Monica, inherited her apartment from her grandmother and thus got sweet rent control for it.

It was all of course too convoluted to be real, but having lived in NYC in two rent-controlled apartments, I can attest that they make it possible to live in a great area in a nice building with a mediocre job.

“Large swaths of America” like the very stupid “Fast and Furious” movies, and believe that children can be transgender, so that’s neither here nor there.

Whatever “Friends” was, it definitely was not “great”, but I guess we just have different definitions of what “great” means.

But I do agree that it is all partially subjective. As I said, I grew up watching 1980’s and 1990’s sitcoms, so I guess I watched pretty dumb things, dumber than “Friends”. To give you an idea, I think “ALF” was funnier and had better actors too.

I was just never into “Friends”, for some reason. I never sympathized with any of the characters or actors, nor found the comedy funny or engaging. Maybe you had to live in New York to understand it (but I “got” Seinfeld, and I did not live in New York).

I think a commenter above summarized it best, “Friends” was probably meant for people who didn’t understand “Seinfeld” jokes, a more low-brow version of “New York Jewish life” comedy.

Still waiting for the diverse remake of Saving Private Ryan.

Depending on ethnicity, your people have lived with dogs much longer than with many branches of your own species.

https://www.ancientpages.com/2016/12/29/26000-year-old-footprints-in-chauvet-cave-oldest-evidence-of-human-canine-relationship/

You don’t dictate what I write, or to see dictionary, or anything else. Got it pig. Stfu.

All human problems are now global ie ecological collapse, Atlanticist hyper-aggression, capitalist death spasms etc. So all solutions MUST be global, and, wouldn’t you know, the Earth’s human population IS ‘diverse’. Love diversity, use it for good, or die in a great global race war.

Come on, man! The Marx Brothers were geniuses, and the Stooges hilarious, in a truly vulgar, low-rent way. I well remember being at a theatre where there was a retro night, starting with the Stooges. I lost control of my bodily functions I laughed so much, to the obvious chagrin of my more sophisticated companions. Larry David is also hilarious, but I feel real guilt at finding him thus, rather like Ricky Gervais, but more so.

golden age of Christian European America

Lol! Not while you pagan vermin twist your minds into pretzels trying to figure out abominations like 3 persons in 1 god, etc.!!

So, there is nothing “golden age” about the pagan polytheist mangods-worshipping godlessness of Christianity. Such pagan godlessness has and will always be a part of the accursed age for all humankind (Chrizzies, Dot-Dindoos and others).

If you had simply mentioned “golden age of European America,” it would have been in the realm of logic and reality, as it is quite evident for all to see.

So the rich Jewish woman feels bad for not having enough blacks on her show and to atone for it she gives money to other rich Jews. Worse than that, she gives money to a Jewish program that promotes genocidal racism against whites.

“Avoid the groid” will not be on the menu.

But surely the only solution to “global problems” in an age of depletion is localism, which implies racialism, no?

Still waiting on reparations from the makers of “Cheers”.

And “The Golden Girls” – updated diverse episode, the girls refuse to even consider nursing homes when they see CCTV video of how the schwartzer treat the residents.

The funny connection between Stranger Things, Harry Potter, and Game of Thrones is that these really cute 8 year old jew boys were cast as main characters and all of them grew up to be absolutely ghastly, goblin looking jew men.

“Large swaths of America” like the very stupid “Fast and Furious” movies,

Oh, blow it out your backside, you stuffy old man. Sometimes entertainment is just fun. And Fast and the Furious — can you name a single major movie franchise that has lasted 10 sequels and all of them have been hits? Somebody is doing something very very right there.

Whatever “Friends” was, it definitely was not “great”, but I guess we just have different definitions of what “great” means.

Careful. You sound like the whiny Jewish critics who claim that “Bob Hope wasn’t funny!”

I think a commenter above summarized it best, “Friends” was probably meant for people who didn’t understand “Seinfeld” jokes, a more low-brow version of “New York Jewish life” comedy.

Friends was part of the exact same Must See TV (NBC Thursdays) block as Seinfeld during much of its run. Friends debuted at 9:30pm, and Seinfeld was its lead in at 9pm. The next year, Friends switched to 8pm, but Seinfeld remained at 9pm. When Seinfeld went off the air, Friends became NBC’s #1 show and stayed that way almost until the end.

In other words, the same people who watched Friends were watching Seinfeld, and liked both. I was never a Seinfeld fan, and preferred Friends‘s upbeat, everything-is-going-to-be-ok vibe, but I would never put Seinfeld down; numbers don’t lie.

So are you saying that I should like “Friends” because lots of people like or watch “Friends”??
Seriously, go stuff yourself. It sounds as if you need some kind of social approval for your tastes. I don’t. I watch whatever I want, whether it’s popular or not, and mostly it’s not very popular stuff. Actually I rarely even watch TV/Netflix these days, I haven’t watched any American sitcom in years to be honest, so I couldn’t care less.

I’ve seen a few episodes of Friends only because my millennial kids and their friends in college were really into it. It did have its funny moments, but it was mostly a show that revolved around constant sexual innuendo and the sex lives of these “friends.” Pretty lame and unoriginal, really.

On the plus side, I thought the lack of diversity was the best thing about it. All good-looking young white people (one, Schwimmer, was a jew however, just better looking and taller than average for his tribe).

Let the jewish creator wallow in guilt about her lack of a diverse cast, and virtue-signal all it wants by giving loads of her money to minority causes. It’s her money to waste on those scams.

Stormtroopers and Imperial Navy Crews were Mystery Meat or Black…”Niggers with Blasters”, missing a lot of targets and ultimately incompetent.

So they might not notice a four legged bearded Imperial officer wearing a Trench Coat.

The Scot film reviewer might be missing the joke here. The Empire Wuz Kangs.

Is 04398436986 your Auschwitz prison tattoo number?

If you mean we have diversity when the different nations maintain their cultures and racial makeup and we lose diversity when, for instance, every European nation welcomes in large numbers of foreign migrants from the same alien cultures and races so that each European country loses its own culture and you can’t distinguish Paris from London from Berlin by the people there, I agree with that. So called multiculturalism destroys diversity and I think there are other ways to maintain friendly relations between countries besides destroying their peoples.

People are of course welcome to dislike Friends, to disapprove of its subject and criticize the writing. Those of us who thought it was funny were keyed in to the secret of its success: the cast understood that one of the key elements of good comedy is timing. They had excellent timing, and very good chemistry, and that counts for a lot. They also had good technique as actors, which amounts to mastery of… timing.

That cast could have performed the phone book (do those still exist?) instead of a script, and it still would have been funny.

The tall Blonde was a Slav type though. Ethnic Polish actress I think. Who am I kidding she was a Jewess.

Actually, that’s Maggie Wheeler, aka Maggie Jakobson, born Margaret Emily Jakobson, who is indeed intensely Jewish (note the nose and all the name changes), and appeared on Seinfeld before getting a semi-regular gig on Friends. Elaine says she would kill for her eyebrows.

You must be thinking of the also intensely Jewish Margaret M. Jacobson of the Fed:

every time they insult and demean somebody they love.

“I kid! I kid, because I love!” — Don Rickles

While I realize that many of the people who would still want to watch “Father Knows Best” are dead now, and it is unattractive to advertisers, I can’t help but wonder if it is being memory-holed for a reason. As in, the sooner we forget about the golden age of Christian European America, the better.

Indeed. If it could serve their purposes, they’d be ramming it down our throats (“It’s classic for a reason! Unsurpassed!” etc.) whatever the ratings. Each episode would be introduced by Ben Mankiewicz, explaining its timeless significance.

Yes, there is a motherlode of comedy gold to mine in the current state of race relation in America. Only a Jew would be allowed to tap that mine. Although I don’t see how anything like what Mel Brooks used to do would be allowed in the current year.

The Marx Brothers were geniuses, and the Stooges hilarious, in a truly vulgar, low-rent way.

The Marx Bros were Jews as they see themselves, smarter than the goyim and able to trick and mock them right in their faces.

The Stooges were Jews portraying how they see the goyim, stupid and violent.

Despite being part of the Narrative, Jews acting like goyim is vaguely embarrassing to the Jews — a shanda fur die goyim! — hence the Stooges are considered “low brow” for letting down the side.

It’s almost as if genetics were real!

Pretty much every Seinfeld had Jerry fucking or scheming to fuck a shiksa that was way out of his league. And George had his own hand-rubbing designs on his own shiksa tagets. Then you had Elaine spreading her legs for a new goy boy toy every episode as well. This was presented to the cud-chewing goyim as “comedy” and they ate it up.

I don’t recall watching a single episode of Friends. I was a 20-something at the time it started and resented its portrayal of Gen-X by what I assumed were boomer faggot producers. We were all supposed to be aimless, brainless, unskilled losers hanging around a coffee shop or some such faggotry. It all was and still is gay as fuck. I never paid enough attention to it to notice any kosher angle.

It sounds like this Marta Kauffman has some new project in mind, and she is trying to convince today’s anti-white Hollywood to give her new project a shot.

I say Hollywood because Friends was set in Manhattan, but episodes were taped at the Warner Brothers studios in Burbank CA, which is part of Hollywood.

The other two co-creators of Friends were also Jews (Kevin S. Bright, and David Crane). And of course protagonists David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow were Jews.

Looking at the bigger picture, the last non-Jewish head of a major studio was Alan Ladd Jr., who headed 20th Century Fox from 1976 to 1979 (during which time he helped launch the Star Wars movies). In 1993 he formed with Ladd Company which, in cooperation with Paramount Pictures, produced Braveheart. The Jews gave him an Academy Award for Braveheart in 1995, and immediately purged him afterward.

Since 1995, Jews have headed all major studios as far as I know. Therefore it was very difficult for non-Jews to break into Hollywood from 1995 until 2015, when the Jews themselves launched their “Oscars So White” campaign to keep out all aspiring heterosexual and non-Jewish whites.

Since the BLM riots of 2020, new aspirants must be non-white, or fags, or trannies, or Jews.

The only exceptions are Goy actors that have been in Hollywood for many years.

Moreover, black men tend to prefer black women – even when they’re rich. We just had this crucifixion of R. Kelly (30 years in prison by haters for being a straight-up playa), and you notice that all his hoes are black. It was the same with Bill Cosby.

Black men have a great deal of social pressure to date/marry black. Of course, this pressure comes almost entirely from black females. If you look into it, even the rich and famous black guys that marry black, cheat white. And though you’re right about R. Kelly, you’re wrong about Cosby, which is weird because there was a lot of publicity about the case. Almost all of his victims were white.

Earlier humans seem much smarter about that sort of thing.

Aggressive packs of outsiders had to be dealt with, while aspirant individuals and families could be gradually socialized. Both humans and dogs learned what they needed to do to make the relationship mutually beneficial. The humans didn’t adapt to the dogs, aside from putting their ‘diversity’ to good use, and they weren’t shy about using ‘eugenics’ to correct any failures to assimilate to the dominant culture.

Many cultures continued to have a similar approach with people until religious propaganda introduced various bits of abstract objective morality (e.g., every human is sacred) that overwhelmed their good sense. Human progress is a continual story of our conceptual reach exceeding our practical grasp.

It’s entertaining reading comments defending or rationalizing the value of sitcoms on the boob tube.

Seinfeld was creepy rather than funny, as was noted in an earlier comment. If the producers think a show like Sienfeld needs a laugh track, you know it’s rubbish of the first degree.

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

At the height of his fame, Jerry picked up a 17 year old Jewish princess at the park one day, and was soon banging Shoshanna Lonstein not long after the young beauty graduated from high school.

Jerry Seinfeld and Shoshanna Lonstein

[Imagine nervous canned laughter right here]

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The sound engineer, who was working at CBS in the early days of television, hated that the studio audiences on the US TV channel’s shows laughed at the wrong moments, didn’t laugh at the right moments, or laughed too loudly or for too long. So he took a page from radio producers before him who had pioneered the use of recorded laughter … which allowed his engineers to add or subtract the laughs in post-production.

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20160926-where-does-canned-laughter-come-from-and-where-did-it-go

Unauthorized laughs not allowed.

R. Kelly was a superstar among blacks,but not that much among whites. His groupies were black.
He was kind of like Marvin Gay or Loofa Vandross. Much more popular among blacks.
And those bitches were groupies. They would’ve done anything to be a part of Kelly’s entourage. They’re sluts,not victims,as AA discussed in a post.

‘Localism’ in politics would just invite worldwide civil war and victory to the meanest. Localism in food production and ecological repair, however, is essential.

To be fair, laughter is contagious and people are stupid. A few will laugh at something that didn’t happen, and then the rest of the audience will join in to avoid feeling left out.

Canned laughter is dumb though – the applause light works fine. A well-run “live studio audience” is literally given a “laugh” cue on a big board, and they will in fact chuckle on cue. It works the same way. A few will either fake-giggle on command or laugh at someone trying to make them laugh, and everyone else will guffaw to avoid feeling left out.

Failing to laugh at the actual jokes is a killer, though. Plain tells your writers they suck and need to suck less.

When TV studios aren’t Jew-owned they look up to Hollywood and aspire to be movie studios one day. E.g. Japanese TV studios are not Jew-owned, but their soap operas are all distinctly Jewish anyway, because instead of having taste they have monkey-see-monkey-do.

You can try to make a zero-budget homemade drama for a laugh, and it will still be Jewish because nobody knows any better.

Dude,

He isn’t an immigrant. He’s a “foreign worker”, a “foreign laborer”. We have 700,000 of them here in Taiwan, if you count the “elder care” workers as well as factory workers. They come from Thailand, Indonesia and the Philippines mostly. They are treated like shit. They pay “brokers” huge fees to get a job, usually the first year’s pay of a three-year contract. They are severely limited, only able to work in the factory or home that they are employed in. They are unable to acquire a motorcycle or car license. Many of their bosses illegally hold their passports.

And yet they continue to come, because the money they make here is sent back home to give the rest of the family a better life. Come to think of it, perhaps the US should set up a similar program…

Jews have this weird Catskills pie-in-the-face heritage that all humor derives from pain and abuse. The Three Stooges = Jews. Marx Brothers = Jews.

It is sort of odd. By contrast, black comedians are funnier, and don’t tie everything to pain. From Bill Cosby to Eddie Murphy to Chris Rock, their funny material was more durable and universal.

I have never seen a WN wigger that is funny, however.

Black men have a great deal of social pressure to date/marry black.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, R. Kelly had to watch how he “dated”. If he took a snow bunny like Betty or Veronica bowling, or to the malt shop when he met the guys for burgers and Cherry Cokes, he’d get some serious flak. Maybe thrown out of the Astronomy Club.

That depraved black sack of crap has probably never been on a “date” in his life, and I don’t know/care if he’s ever been married, but he has probably scrogged 5 or 10 thousand women, including Whites. He’s probably put the meat to more White women than 200 White men ever have in their lives, put together.

“Dating!”

niggrows don’t want to work, they “wants to get paid, yo.”

They don’t live somewhere, they “be stayin’ somewhere.”

And they don’t “date”-they fk.

Richards/Kramer, greatest physical comic ever, made Seinfeld.
Without him Seinfeld not worth the time.

Didn’t Cosby drug and rape several white women (non-groupies)?

Jewflix does the same with their Thai “lakorn” (soap operas). Coons, trannies, and mischling Thais. You haven’t seen anything as grotesque as a hooknose Asian or a squashed-nose fat-ass “chigger.”

It’s normal in most of the world for male friends to hold hands.

lmao no that’s actually incredibly gay anywhere on earth.

I once read a conspiracy theory that I thought was totally outlandish; that George Jefferson…

Was actually Jerry Stiller in blackface (as was Jackie Mason).

The more I do research and look at pictures of them though…

Seinfeld was original, well crafted, pithy, garbage.

Friends, on the other hand was tired, hackneyed done-to-death garbage.

Can’t always scapegoat Jews when Anglos are so retardedly liberal, built like typical libtard isle/islands against the much more masculine and conservative mainland as patterned on the globe.

Jew this, Jew that before every Title. Anglo Saxon cultural libtards are a long lasting tradition and 98% numerically higher than Jews in positions of media, finance and military.

A) you don’t actually believe that and b) you’re saying it because you like how gay America is and want it to be more gay.

Why doesn’t a new industry spring up in the midwest? Movie or the cinemas are an incredible art form that can captivate to the extent of brainwashing-Leni Riefenstahl understood this and made the brilliant Triumph of Will. They are an integral part of the history of America. It’s weird because I hear they have so many incentives in Georgia and other states like Tennessee. Kevin Costner’s new show I think is shot in the midwest. Great local values on the screen, gorgeous real locations that no CGI can replicate, and most importantly local work. Do you people have any idea how many people even a small television set employs? There’s a lot of work.

The Western needs to return-just an old-fashioned comedy even. All recent films seem so serious and glossy-shot on digital, give me the tone and atmosphere of a “High plains Drifter” any day. The grungy look of The Terminator, Alien or Planet of the Apes. Hell, even 90s movies like Independence Day or Volcano seem better than 90% of films out today.

Science Fiction is another genre that can rejuvenate the WASP masses, so many great authors and stories from the 1890s-1960s. John Wyndham alone has an ouvre that can take years to be filmed. Very creative and fulfilling. A book like the Mars trilogy can easily be a multibillion-dollar franchise.

Just Scifi and Westerns alone can create a Hollywood-type industry that will make good films that will be hits locally(locally made- domestic gross) and become popular in good nations like Japan or S Korea, who haven’t been totally “jew-ised”, and still respect the old WASP filmmaker’s creativity. Keep in mind that the animators, sculptors and set designers were white men in the grand era of the 70s- 80s-90s, watch the making of the Shining or A new hope or T2. They’ll flock locally for work. I read an incredible comment here on unz on how a lot of white men are leaving the LA region. Hollywood is dying in my opinion. Someone should make a good investment in Kentucky or Texas and start a new cinema industry

Thais have “negrito” blood. The natives of South East Asia are black midgets pretty much. Filipinos have this too. Their skin isn’t dark from the sun. It’s from the black negrito blood that they have, 10% on average in thais and Filipinos, it goes higher in the poor classes, many of whom are prostitute. That attractive silky white skin that the northern Chinese and North Japanese/Koreans have is because they have no negrito ancestry.

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“Someone should make a good investment in Kentucky or Texas and start a new cinema industry”

Yeah, and guess who that (((someone))) making the investment and calling the shots will instantly be. Then it’s the same song and dance all over again.

White people invented printing, radio, cinema, television and the internet, and guess who controls every last one of them.

Back in the 20th Century when people placed ads in newspapers for romance and sex, all those placed by black men contained the line, ‘age and race not important’.

Apparently, I had managed to go through life without ever even catching a glimpse of Friends. I had two TVs in the house, but my eyes were usually glued to a computer monitor with work on it in those days and nights during the ’90s, not that I had regularly watched any sitcoms or dramas on TV since my childhood, anyway.

News, sports, documentaries and nature programs on the boob tube were about it for me.

I do remember when I saw Courtney Cox on TV for the first time, around 2000, during her guest appearance on somebody’s talk show. I thought she was so stunningly beautiful that I dropped what I was doing, turned on the sound, and stood there with my eyes popping out until an on-screen graphic identified her and why she was famous. Still, I never watched Friends, and only gradually over time also began to recognize Jennifer Aniston and finally, Lisa Kudrow.

Aniston is still fairly prominent on the boob tube, usually seen hawking some cream or medicated goo for rubbing on hands and face, an approach that seems to be working better for her than plastic surgery did for Cox.

Getting back to that obnoxious schmuck Jerry Seinfeld, this old article by Steve Sailer contains some discussion about whether or not Seinfeld was funny, and even more significantly includes some juicy hints about Seinfeld’s earlier, suspected snatch-related adventures in Iceland:

https://www.unz.com/isteve/seinfeld-on-wretched-refuseism/#comment-1954239

Finally, here is the link I neglected to include earlier, giving details about Seinfeld’s relationship with Lonstein:

http://defamer.gawker.com/remember-when-38-year-old-jerry-seinfeld-dated-a-17-yea-1714153938

Note that the Gawker article mentions and links to an article about Jerry and Shoshanna’s relationship titled “The Game of Love” in a March 1994 issue of People magazine, which might be the article where Sailer’s commenter Clyde thinks he read about Jerry’s p-hunting trips to Iceland, but the People article has been scrubbed.

It was easy enough to find that March 1994 article from People, “The Game of Love,” as it was simply the link from Gawker that was broken, but while the People article has details about some of Seinfeld’s girlfriends, there’s nothing in there about any trips to Iceland.

https://people.com/archive/cover-story-the-game-of-love-vol-41-no-11/

Better yet, they can pitch a reboot with the Friends characters living passive-aggressively in the same building with the Seinfeld crew, but this time they spice it up with a few blacks and maybe a Guatemalan tranny or two. Is there a TV mogul in LA worth his shekels who would be able to refuse that?

In which countries is it considered normal for male friends to hold hands?

That attractive silky white skin that the northern Chinese and North Japanese/Koreans have is because they have no negrito ancestry.

Uhhhh… No.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/chinese-scientist-proves-the-original-chinese-were-african.263982/

https://pacotaylor.medium.com/ancient-chinese-secret-these-14-phenomenal-photos-reveal-there-were-indeed-black-chinese-6261468b4102

https://face2faceafrica.com/article/revealing-photos-prove-existence-of-black-people-in-ancient-china

https://atlantablackstar.com/2014/09/07/the-world-of-sakanouye-no-tamuramaro-black-shogun-of-early-japan/
https://atlantablackstar.com/2014/06/20/the-black-presence-in-early-china/

Welp, if “Atlanta Black Star” says it, it must be true.

Chinese groids? Do they throw themselves off of subway platforms?

Don’t worry, I don’t want you in particular out of the closet. I’m not suggesting Americans start holding hands. You can stay in there nice and cozy.

Don’t take the vaccine, just use adblock, don’t work for HR etc, but as above, you can’t do anything about America being a flaming homosexual without going full Amish.

That’s what we’re told, yeah.

They also told us Bin Laden did 9/11. The fact Afghanistan is right next door to Iran, which they don’t dare invade because Iran has a million man army, has nothing to do with it… Oh and hey look at what’s right on the other side. Iraq. What a coincidence.

If Cosby did rape someone and we’re told he raped someone, it would be something of a first. More likely he insulted Ghislaine or Hillary or whoever and an order went out to smear him in the Official press. Maybe he forgot to pay the jizya, the way Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns did. Bill Gates, briefly, too; you didn’t think the antitrust suit was anything but a shakedown, did you? He learned his lesson well.

They also tell us the creatures from underground on Friends are friends with each other.
You know, there’s one part of Friends that’s extremely realistic. None of them can maintain a sexual relationship for more than a few episodes, which makes sense as they’re all insufferable.

In Arab countries it is not unusual. It used to be quite common in Southern Europe but I don’t think it is anymore.

But that’s my point. In the past 20 years everyone is realizing the truth- who owns this land and what they are doing. If WASPS relocate to middle America, live with their values, they can create their industries and content. And then what? Why hire a Jew or Black or Indian HR or creative head? Self sustaining industry creating content for the local masses. There won’t be a need for an outsider in any department. Everything can be learnt and mastered.

Hollywood is done for. You are right….the whites built the nest long ago and then the Jewish producers came in and made Hollywood their own. But……it won’t happen a second time is my point. On second thought this needs to happen. There are a few conservative billionaires….they should pump in the money and start a industry. Theyll reap the profits also i am certain.

In India.

Edison may have invented the movie camera, but, without Jews, there would be no Hollywood

Good intentions, to be sure. But you misunderestimate the sheer Will to Power of the chosenites.

“What is this?! Goyim owning their own media, controlling their own messaging? WILL NOT ALLOW!”

They’ll do whatever it takes to get their mitts on anything whites come up with.

How “diverse” do ya figure the 25 mile radius around Marta Kauffman’s house is?

If you guessed, NOT AT ALL , you are correct.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities/malibu-ca-population

Jews ( and their Leftist goy lackeys) never disappoint when it comes to off the charts hypocrisy….lol

I never watched “Friends” back in the day, but last year it was on the TV in the waiting room at Honda as I was having my car maintenance and I was struck at how wholesome white youth looked back then. No tattoos, no piercings, no anti social hairstyles, nice clothes, whatever else one can say about it at least it wasn’t telling kids to go out and become dregs. NY? Never paid close attention, I had just assumed it was set in California? Seinfeld was the one I associated with NY.

Failing to counter-signal these local tribal markers doesn’t make them not-dregs. Look at behaviour, not fashion.

Copying these tribal markers is cheap, by the way. They seem to be designed to be easily spoofed. Infiltrator-friendly. Inviting subversion.

Folk get into tattoos and piercings because this tribe’s customs didn’t work.”It’s failing me catastrophically…might as well try the opposite. Can’t be worse. It’s not like I’m smart enough to think of anything more sophisticated. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Though there’s also an element of resolving compromises. Turns out “nice” fashions don’t stop you from meaninglessly wasting your life. They could change their lifestyle to match their clothing, or they could change the clothing to match the lifestyle. However, for reasons, they can’t change their lifestyle. Don’t know how, and would be too scared even if they did, and…

Instead they match the self-hating lifestyle with self-hating fashion. Oh and by coincidence the interesting hair colours too.

White Hollywood – Two terrific movies

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Three white women leaving their hometown boyfriends in Kalamazoo to move to NYC and act like whores…

Great cinema.

Obviously, she didn’t go nearly far enough:

“Frens Be Frens, A Marta Kauffman Joint”
(in the ultimate act of contrition, former “Friends” creator Marta Kauffman, creates new show, after realizing that her previous all-white-presenting cast caused the death of George Floyd)

Meet our cast-

S’honTea’ DeChiRaq-
Raised by a mix raced lesbian couple of transmen, S’honTea’ likes to strut around in undersized yoga pants that accentuate her enormous ass, and the fat rolls that hang over them, under the fake braided hair extensions that go down to her knees, each strand featuring a garish fake fingernail at the end. She doesn’t “work” in the traditional patriarchal “white man’s” world, because “she ain’t gon be havin dat”. She’s loud, fat, always screaming, and eating, and screaming about being “phat, fat, and free”. She takes job after job, as a diversity hire, then promptly accuses the organization of racism, and sues, to seek a settlement, to pay for her weed, until the money runs out, and she does it again. She has several children, but “dey all be stayin’ at my moms”, so we never see them, and neither does she.

Marcus “Thug Life” Jackson-
A street hustler with a 5th grade education, and the verbal skills to prove it, Marcus mostly just shows up to sell the “Frens be Frens” group weed, and other street drugs. His running gag is asking every black man he meets if “dey be his daddy?” (cue the canned laugh track). He dresses in oversized sports gear, sporting gold chains, and cornrows that glisten in the sun like spilled motor oil. Never appearing in the same jersey, or shorts, or “kicks”, more than once (this will bring a rich marketing opportunity to the show, as every week they can feature new clothing to hawk, so you can “dress like Marcus). And, for flavor, periodically evil white Nazi cops show up, looking for Marcus, and/or one of his baby mammas, needing money for diapers, and the like.

Krystal “African Queen” Mandingo-
Tall, slender, super dark, and almost right off the boat from Africa. She dresses in a constant color explosion of pseudo-African-tribal garb, while speaking in a voice deeper than James Earl Jones’. The only thing bigger than her giant breasts, is her heart, and Adam’s apple. Long legs, short skirts, and at only 6’4″, size 16 heels, making “her” a towering figure of hyper-feminized African bushman turned aspiring Broadway actor. She’s always trying to land roles as the sexy, exotic, leading lady, but always being a foot taller than her “male” counterpart, leads to constant depression and threats of suicide. She turns to drugs, and Haitian VooDoo as a remedy for her professional failures, and routinely turns tricks, just to make ends meet. A tragic figure, but still entertaining, due to “her” stories about failed auditions and supremely surprised Johns, when they discover her schlong.

De’Trey “Fat Albert” Washington-
Type III Diabetes can’t keep this laugh riot down. Always cracking wise with his jiggling thighs, a constant cut-up, and 400 lbs of fun loving negro. (think of a super fat, and older version of Gary Coleman) His schtick is that he is literally eating something in every single scene! He takes a bite, cracks a joke, and rinse and repeat. Obviously he can’t and doesn’t work, but that okay, because he’s a constant fixture in the building, always trying to borrow money, or get free stuff, or “finding stuff, just laying around (in unlocked apartments) while selling things on eBay, and ordering DoorDash (a cinematic tool to bring in an endless litany of delivery drivers as minor characters. Also, as an aside, he has a major crush on Krystal because “she sexy as a mugfugger” (and because he’s the only “Frens be Frens” cast member that hasn’t figured-out she’s a he-she). Hilarity ensues.

Roommate #1-
A revolving cast of characters come in and out of their lives, under the guise of “renting the other bedroom”, but they usually end up in jail, or shot in a drive by, or OD’ing, or having to leave down to avoid child support payments, or felony charges, or their pimp, or maybe they end up on the streets as another drug addicted hooker or street hustling gang banger… you get the idea.

Stanley Libowitz Goldberg, the Jewish Landlord from down the hall-
He is their foil, their muse, their bumbling nemesis, always prattling on about paying rent, or not leaving garbage in the hallway, or playing crappy rap music until 3am every night. He’s about 5’4″, balding heavily, overweight, with bad teeth, and a giant, hooked nose. He inherited the building from his parents who were murdered by street thugs in a drive by while they were cleaning the graffiti off of the front of the building for the 50th time. A “slumlord” by definition, but too harmless to matter, he just the butt of jokes, and an occasional mugging victim. He constantly threatens to evict our “Frens” and give their apartments to “those Koreans that run the grocery store on the corner”. but he never does., and anytime he gets too uppity, Marcus just lifts his baggy shirt to reveal his gat, everybody laughs, and Goldberg just skulks away.

I can see it all… it’s Seinfeld meets Friends, meets Sanford and Son, meets Martin, meets Menace 2 Society.

I can’t wait!

Omg – CGI! What a great idea! CGI ‘em in 😂

I was reading this about Michael Richards not long ago. It was about his Laugh Factory appearance incident from 2006. Apparently, he went off on a hateful tirade – a racially charged one, at that. Interesting…

https://www.thethings.com/what-happened-to-michael-richards-after-the-laugh-factory-incident/

What would there be?