Previously: Matt Gaetz Paid Two Adult Women Who Were Once Children for Sex, The Women Allege Matt Gaetz is good at pulling out, that’s why none of those teen sluts he was banging had records of aborting his children. This is an absolute disgrace. How did Trump’s research team not foresee this? How is this... Read More

The Justice Department never went after people for hookers before, because if people start going after their political enemies for hookers, and if paying hookers is a nonstarter, the whole government is going to come crashing down. But I guess those rules are off the table now and the Democrats are just hoping that this... Read More

Previously: More Okay Picks: Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence, Matt Gaetz for Attorney General Firstly, who cares if he did have sex with a 17 year old? That isn’t even illegal – it’s illegal to buy them a plane ticket to come have sex with you in a different state, but that is... Read More

Previously: BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen” Yo, I’m not big on Trump’s Jewish agenda, but I’m all-in for GAETZ. He’s a real one who is actually ready to start gassing kikes like there’s no tomorrow. I expect his first act as AG to be rounding up the Jews... Read More

We had a lot of bad picks yesterday. These are not bad picks. Apparently, Trump is going to follow through and throw a bone to his core supporters, at least at the start of his administration. Of course, this isn’t a surprise. We knew that Trump’s plan was to do ultra-Jew foreign policy and then... Read More

Thomas Massie is the only Congressman who actually represents what I believe. However, Matt Gaetz would be the second closest. Having two Congressmen who maybe sort of represent the America people is not actually a threat to the government (and if anything, it makes it seem more legitimate than it actually is), but the Jews... Read More

Kevin McCarthy was finally elected Speaker of the House in an after midnight vote Saturday morning. Shortly before the vote, Matt Gaetz appeared on Sean Hannity’s terrible TV show to say that he got everything he wanted out of McCarthy. As we had assumed, the final demands from McCarthy involved specific policy changes, rather than... Read More

Kevin McCarthy’s war for the Speakership is very similar to his hero Vladimir Zelensky’s war for the Donbass. He is losing badly and has no path to victory, and yet he continues to refuse to negotiate or surrender. He’s now lost 11 votes. And he’s not increasing his count. He’s stuck at 200. This is... Read More

All y’all best listen up, nigga. I just done wrote a Stormer Ebonics article, and I still be listening to rap music, as I be do when I be writing them Stormer Ebonics. But I can be tell you: it ain’t no good Donald Trump be leaving a nigga like Gaetz out to dry. Y’all... Read More