We need more women and black people working at the airport. The competency crisis in the airline industry is a problem that only affirmative action can solve. New York Post: An already hectic holiday travel day was made more chaotic with two separate plane collisions on the tarmac at Boston Logan International Airport just hours... Read More

When asked about stranded astronauts at a recent company meeting, Ted Colbert, the head of Boeing’s space and security unit said “I ain’t even know what you be talkin’ ’bout, muthafukkah, bitch ass.” He then began grabbing his crotch and moving around erratically, saying “muh dick, muthafuggah.” He then pulled out a semi-automatic handgun and... Read More

Diversity is our greatest strength. But basically, it’s going to kill everyone, because women and brown people are totally incapable of maintaining the technological civilization that white men built. NDTV: A Virgin Atlantic flight from Manchester to New York was cancelled just before take-off after a passenger raised concerns about missing bolts on one of... Read More

Bitch, I ain’t even be know what you be is sayin’ bot nunna dis sheeiiit.” We have to compete with China. We also have to punish our children for being competitive. New York Post: A top Manhattan middle school sent parents into a rage when it announced that it was junking accelerated math classes —... Read More